“Five—now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.”—Mike Damone (c. 1982)
Search
Archive Calendar
| M | T | W | T | F | S | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 2 | 3 | ||||
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | |
Archives
Categories
- A Government That Can Force You to Buy Health Insurance Can Make You Do Anything (3)
- a protein wisdom philosophy primer (3)
- academics (25)
- armadillo (8)
- Friday Fiction 100 Word Challenge (51)
- from the protein wisdom conceptual series (136)
- identity politics (33)
- If Republicans Win the Senate in 2014 (1)
- in which celebraties comment on current events (67)
- language / intentionalism (88)
- legal (6)
- My brief conversations with inanimate objects (130)
- NSA / FISA (46)
- One Term to Serve, the 2012 Revival (6)
- Overheard in a Fallujah bunker (27)
- Poems from 196x, Revised by the Ghost of Richard Brauti (27)
- protein wisdom's DNC coverage (30)
- protein wisdom's RNC coverage (29)
- protein wisdom: the movie Lists (20)
- Provocateurism (16)
- real-time empirical observations (51)
- red pills found behind the sofa cushions (42)
- Scenes from my driveway (61)
- Talking back to 80s music (41)
- The Martha Stewart Chronicles (58)
- The protein wisdom interviews (10)
- The protein wisdom original poems (142)
- Uncategorized (20,046)
- Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, abridged (34)
Recent Comments
- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
- In The Mailbox: 12.23.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll truly IS a sad, embittered psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- Danger on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
- In The Mailbox: 07.18.22 : The Other McCain on Patrick J. Carroll might be a psychopath
I like House of the Ho.
The Attitude dictates that you don’t care if she comes, stays, lays or goes on a misanthropic, semi-delusional rant about the “Patricarchy”.
I always had good luck with Lionel Richie and the Commodores. But then again, I never dated chicks who would go out with a guy named Rat.
“I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin’ film, and you never even talked to her. You don’t even own a camera.” (Mike Damone, c.1982)
Jesus, that movie was fifteen years ago?
Pass the ovaltine someone..
No. It was twenty-five.
Or Robin Trower. Trust me.
SB: hair22
gimme a head with
Rats problem was he put on Physical Graffiti.
“Isn’t this great?”
I was hoping no one would notice that Robert, I could go on living the lie.
I subconsciously didn’t want to admit how long ago it was.
“I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of fuckin’ film, and you never even talked to her. “
Gawd, I almost cried when I first heard that line. Mark Rattner, you spoke to a generation.
Hmmm.
@ Jeff
Personally I when I’m in the mood to do some Conservatofacist sweaty hump-o-matic I prefer to play Led Zepplins “Immigrant Song”.
‘Cause there’s nothing like listening to screaming immigrants to get the vibe going for this conservative!
lol.
The punishment meted out by a young Forrest Whitaker on the football field was worth a laugh or two, at the time. And no one can ever forget Phoebe Cates’ talents….
Even I wanted Phoebe Cates and I’m not, well, you know. Not that there’s anything wrong with THAT.
No patriarchy is complete unless the man orders for the womyn:
“The lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice.”
Allergic to clams? Tough it out sista.
Moving in Stereo will always have that scene playing along in my head.
Heh. That advice got me laid so many times.
And that was in the 1990s, no less.
(I wonder: do you think Amanda appreciates the irony of getting a long hard fucking from mainstream America?)
And who’da ever thunk Jeff Spicoli would go on to win a Nobel, a Pulitzer, an Oscar, and two Grammies for singlehandedly saving New Orleans with only a leaky skiff, a plastic cup to bail with, and a heapin’ helpin’ of impenetrable moral sanctimony?
After that awesome party he threw, I mean.
When she gets there she knows, if the stores are all closed, with a word she can get what she came for.
Every woman’s dream come true.
Dig that patriarchy, baby. Dig it I said!
You have to figure younger folks watch the video for “Stacy’s Mom” and don’t get the allusion.
Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another.
–H. L. Mencken
So I’m packing my bags for the Misty Mountains.
Sorry but I can’t take you.
Wait…you mean I’ve been listening to Leo Sayer for all these years for nothing?
“Side One”?
RESPECT THE COCK!
And Xenu, godbags.