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Blogwar Spiralling Out of Control [Dan Collins]

Waking the Giant is provoking escalation.

Iowahawk urges calm.

34 Replies to “Blogwar Spiralling Out of Control [Dan Collins]”

  1. mojo says:

    KILL! KILL! KILL!!!111!!

    Oh, sorry. Just ignore that, ok?. Sometimes the ‘bot takes over, y’know…

  2. Do you think that “The Dissent-Crushing Protein Bots” would make a good name for a rock band?  Or a breakfast cereal?

  3. happyfeet says:

    I should just go ahead and cancel my cable. This is gonna be a long hard slog.

  4. sorry, the ad for the PeaceMaker game is distracting me.

  5. happyfeet says:

    I don’t have anywhere apropos to post this but it’s been bugging me… that doctor from the Laura Logan video the other night? Is it just me?

  6. Lew Clark says:

    I want an automatic weapon, a ski mask, and a brief explanation of what the hell we’re fighting about.  The explanation is, of course, optional.

  7. B Moe says:

    sorry, the ad for the PeaceMaker game is distracting me.

    I have been wondering about that, also. 

    If I play Palestine and lose do I win a billion dollars?

  8. If I play Palestine and lose do I win a billion dollars?

    only if you promise to make a mile-high dirt berm with your winnings.

  9. or should that be losings?

  10. You’re ALL GOING DOWN!  ESPECIALLY THAT HATEFUL IOWAHAWK!

    Everyone knows there’s only Corn, Wheat and Losers in Iowa.

    And you just wait, Dan.  I’m coming for you!  You’re lucky I’m a drunk Wisconsinite.  LUCKY!

  11. furriskey says:

    This William Arkin pillock:- if he were called “Bill”, then he’d be BArkin’.

    But I suppose he already is.

    Mercenaries, eh? When I was a lad etc etc pull upo a sandbag blah blah.

    Are you sure you were wise to move to Vermont, Dan? Seems to be inhabited by some very unsatisfactory people.

  12. Pablo says:

    Darn you to heck, Mr. Ross!

  13. Dan Collins says:

    I’m a Wisconsinite, too, Ross.  That only makes the betrayal more sickening.

  14. B Moe says:

    CIVIL WAR!!!!!!

    OMGWTFQUAMIRE!!1111!!!!ONE!!!!!

  15. Dan Collins says:

    inhabited by some very unsatisfactory people.

    It gives me limitless opportunities to express my nasty temper.

  16. Additional Blond Agent says:

    I just about laughed myself into a hernia over Iowahawk’s “Equal Time” piece.

    Like the KKK member who walks through Compton in a hood screaming the “n-word,” Mr. Arkin shouldn’t be surprised when he gets a Timberland facial in return.

    [Looks down at the five-year old pair of Timberland’s hanging off my feet]

  17. The Lost Dog says:

    sorry, the ad for the PeaceMaker game is distracting me.

    Yeah? Well, Maggie, if you were a guy , it would be the picture of the girl with the big ta-tas that would distract you. I couldn’t even finish reading the post…

  18. Lost Dog,

    There’s a post?  I’ve been talking to that girl the whole time.

  19. The Lost Dog says:

    You’re lucky I’m a drunk Wisconsinite.

    LUCKY?

    If you don’t live in Rhinelander (Reinlander? Who the F knows how to spell that?), and have never been to the Hodag Festival, in my book, you can’t possibly be a real “Wisconsonite”.

    Eight hours past Chicago? Boy, did that suck. Except for the farm girls – awesome! At least before they turn 26 and can’t get their butts through a normal door anymore.

    TW: finally37. Yeah. I wish…

  20. sorry, the ad for the PeaceMaker game is distracting me.

    I never see the good stuff.  I only see flu medications.

    Bryan of Hot Air reviews the game here. He hasn’t played it, but he reviews it anyway.  It’s more efficient that way.

  21. Jeff Goldstein says:

    In that case, I’d like to say right now that Dreamgirls deserves to sweep the Oscars this year!

  22. Rynelaunder?  I’m pretty sure even the residents can’t spell it. 

    Anything north of Milwaukee is Canada, anyway.

  23. Lew Clark says:

    Now I’m a little confused.  I always understood that Russia has Siberia where they send “those people”.  We have Wisconsin. Am I to understand that they’ve moved Dan from Wisconsin to Vermont? 

    The question is: “Are the camps in Vermont established for the really hard core, too bad for even Wisconsin?  Or, is Vermont a half-way house type affair, and it means Dan is getting better, and may be released back into society soon?

  24. Dan Collins says:

    Lew,

    Vermont is where very bad conservatives are sent.

  25. Dan Collins says:

    For rehabilitation.

  26. mojo says:

    And because they very sensibly allow pretty much anyone to go heeled. A polite society.

  27. The Lost Dog says:

    Everyone knows there’s only Corn, Wheat and Losers in Iowa.

    Excuse me? I could have sworn I saw a few hills there.

  28. The Lost Dog says:

    Rynelaunder?  I’m pretty sure even the residents can’t spell it.

    “Dang me! Dang me! They oughta take a rope and hang me.”

    I just can’t help myself because my head gasket (no chuckling, please) has finally found it’s way to hell and I have to walk everywhere!.

    Who cares if they can spell it or not? Just be sure to spin off their daughters before they turn twenty-five. Otherwise, you have to widen all your doorways. Way!

    TW: saw54 where are you? And you will definitely need saw54 if you hang out past her 25th year. Good thing I live in CT, where most Americans fear to tread.

  29. The Lost Dog says:

    Lew,

    Vermont is where very bad conservatives are sent.

    Posted by Dan Collins | permalink

    Sorry, Dan.

    But Vermont is the place where they send all the old people from the Bronx, where you can hear the husband yell: “Shoily! Get me some ketchup!” throughout three counties.

    Mt. Snow? The Bronx Zoo North.

    If you are above White River Junction, you might be O.K.

    If you live in a condo, please do not tell me. I have been going to Vermont since the early 70’s, and just can’t take it anymore. It’s almost as bad as Boise.

    If you are not aware of “Sweetpie”, check him out (if he is still alive). The Vermont legislature passed a law about wearing pantyhose (actually “Mantyhose”) because SweetPie used to perform with only a film can for a costume. What a riot!

    I spent a lot of time around Wilmington in the 70’s, but I am also familiar with most of the rest of the state.  Stowe brings back some “boner-up-to-here” memories. Fat City. There has never been a place quite like that. The Nordic Inn. The owner killed some babe in NYC, and our drummer “did” his 15 year old sister. OOPS!!!

    What the fuck are you doing in VT? Keene is the place for the “good’ stuff.

    Oh, wait! Are you married?

    Oh well…

    TW: miss15. I hate you, Jeff.

  30. The Lost Dog says:

    OK. I promise this is the last one.

    But I forgot to ask you, Dan. If you live in Vermont, how many cows do you own? And why haven’t you put a bullet through Bernie Sander’s head?

    TW: stop37 – O.K. I will…

  31. I don’t know about cows, TLD, but Dan has something like five gazillion kitties.  ha ha haaaaaa.

  32. The Lost Dog says:

    Maggie,

    Kitties are OK (I really do love cats), but not really very Vermontish. Unless they speak with a Bronx accent, or look like cows.

    Oh My God!! Is this what happens to you when your car dies and your wife takes all your money?

  33. B Moe says:

    All I remember about Vermont is being road burnt out and hung over and pulling off the Interstate at random expecting to get another disgusting meal of convenience store hot dogs and finding this place.

    Some of the best damn barbeque I have ever eaten.

    In Vermont.

    It made me believe in God again.

  34. McGehee says:

    Barbecue in Vermont?

    I’m no particular fan of what passes for barbecue here in the South (if it ain’t beef, it ain’t meat), but barbecue in Vermont?

    Okay, B Moe, ‘fess up. You’re really Rod Serling, aren’t you?

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