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It’s a Shaman [Dan Collins]

Scott Burgess seems to have mislaid a portion of his soul, and requires your help to reunite him with it.

This chick’s site is excellent.  She comments here from time to time.

9 Replies to “It’s a Shaman [Dan Collins]”

  1. slackjawedyokel says:

    NHS is hiring shaman guides to the Fairy Kingdom to provide “complementary therapies”

    You mean Brits can visit the Fairy Kingdom for free, and all we have to look forward to is a lousy medical insurance tax deduction?  No fair!!

  2. Dan Collins says:

    shaman guides to the Fairy Kingdom

    It’s just a way of saying tour guides for junkets to France, sjw.

  3. McGehee says:

    This chick’s site is excellent.

    She’s also a bit of a looker.

    </unspeakably shallow>

  4. Vince Lombardi says:

    Jeff, I hear you are feeling down. . .

    Snap the fuck out of it.  This is Protein Wisdom, not Vegi-Wisdom.  As my favorite chef Anthony Bourdain once said (I paraphrase):  Vegitarians, and their Hezbollah offshoot, the Vegans, are the banes to all serious chefs. . . 

    Bordain insults herbavoirs without abandon, yet does not fear them because they don’t injest enough protein to do any real harm.  You have had to face some real nutjobs but you will survive.  Just in case, get some good weapons. 

    I was also watching American Idol last night (yeah, we get it in hell).  Simon recommended to two friends competing together that “in Hollywood you kick someone when they are down.” Say what you will about Simon, but that was great advice.  Your fellow conservative commentators are your competition.  Remember that. 

    You are a warrior and winner.  Act like one.  I am not going to give you any advice beyond that because that is for pussies.

  5. cranky-d says:

    McGehee, you must embrace the shallow.  Become the shallow.  Then you’ll realize, you’re not being shallow, you’re just being a guy.

    Which may be pretty much equivalent.

  6. Cythen says:

    Holy crap… Dan, thank you!

    And thank you, McGehee for your charming observation. wink

  7. Dan Collins says:

    My pleasure.  Your site really is good.  I would have been total crap when I was 25.  Well, I’d probably be total crap now.  Maybe Jeff will notice and blogroll you.

  8. Vince Lombardi says:

    Ok Collins and Cythen, enough of that public display of attention, get a room you two.

    At least Collins seems to like girls.  That must mean he doesn’t like soccer.

  9. I’ve got a soft spot for Scott Burgess, because of his part in inspiring my blog’s greatest hit, which I herewith pimp for the umpty-zillionth time.

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