I’ve been invited to take advantage of a special Townhall Spotlight deal: $10 worth of quarters for only $20! That’s a 69% savings!
Hurry. Supplies are limited and you are only able to purchase 5 at a time!
Don’t miss out on this 40-Coin Complete Set of Uncirculated Statehood Quarters! Hoarded by the public, these popular coins are now vanishing from circulation and WILL NEVER BE MINTED AGAIN! But now, with this special offer, you can own a complete year set of Uncirculated Statehood quarters, 1999-2006 for just $19.95! Enjoy a special savings of 69% off regular prices and get FREE shipping to your home! (Limit 5 sets.) Plus, order now and you’ll also receive all five Uncirculated special-issue 2004-2006 nickels absolutely FREE!
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Will it be necessary for us to place our orders in advance?
Strangely enough, it will!
You do get five free nickels, so that’s something.
True! Why it’s practically an extra quarter!
Hoard pennies, they’re going to be worth a nickel.
I can see it now. The new Democratic administration makes it illegal for Americans to own pennies. SWAT Teams break down doors in no-knock raids, searching for piggie banks.
Kids who fail history are doomed to repeat it.
I don’t think I can afford this purchase. I have to save for that online book on how to double my dating you told us about during that party Saturday night.
Let’s cut to the chase. If I remove the middleman, how much will it cost to purchase the shaft directly?
tw: perhaps38. Indeed…
Collectors care if the coins are un-circulated, and the US Mint sells un-circulated coins for well over their face value as well.
Shocking, I know.
It would be even more shocking if everyone here didn’t already know that.
Hmmm. Well, what do you suppose this company pays to the US Mint for their coins, Sigivald?
But look . . . IT’S A JOKE, OKAY?
I’m glad you had the strength of character to resist the devil’s offer, Dan. I–I did not. In my defense, I was just a small and helpless child, and I heard the silky smooth words of the Little Coin and Stamp Company (as it was then): FREE 15-DAY EXAMINATION! NO OBLIGATION! CANCEL AT ANY TIME!
They…they got me hooked on numistmatism! How could a mere girl resist the lure of the new (FIRST COINS OF BANGLADESH!) or the exotic (SAUDI ARABIA 4 GHIRSH) or the just plain weird (SQUARE COIN FROM PAKISTAN 5 PAISA).
I kicked the habit for many years, but recently I’ve relapsed. I don’t buy from Littleton, though. Too expensive.
Stay strong, Dan! And above all—Tell Your Children!
I spent a lot of time and money on my stamp collections, Angie. Before I went to college, I was thinking of selling them, but my little brother expressed an interest in carrying on, so I gave them to him.
When next I came home, they were a bitchin’ drum set.
The best part is, you get to pay extra to give the government an interest-free loan by hoarding these collectors quarters. Seigneurage is a wonderful thing.
I’m sorry, I can’t afford to buy. I’ve already spent the money on the WORK FROM HOME! writing course that Townhall was hawking right after Christmas . . .
Yeah, I bought Gold Eagles, because O’Reilly told me to. He’s pretty sure gold’s likely to go up again. He told me “how much” money he made because he took Blanchard & Company’s advice. They’ll send you Investing in Gold for Idiots free of charge, because they’re just big-hearted galoots.
Dan ,
Good news . It seems I’ve been approved for a substantial loan that I don’t seem to remember applying for . When I receive the $340,000.00 you’ll be first to know .
That’s cool, Bill. When I start collecting on all these overseas lotteries that I’ve inadvertently won, I’ll let you know, too!
Some Nigerians are depositing $34,000,000 in my current account next week. I will get back to you after I’ve taken the edge off it-