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Hey, Guys! [Dan Collins]

How’d you like to see Bob Woodward get his nads kicked in?

Yeah, I figured you would.

23 Replies to “Hey, Guys! [Dan Collins]”

  1. Bob Woodward's Nads says:

    Geez…

    Gimme a second…

    Whew…

  2. furriskey says:

    There is a certain grim beauty there.

    I think steve xx or timmy may be Woodward’s Silence Coach.

  3. OHNOES says:

    GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL

  4. wow, I’d been trying to think of something along those lines for a while now.  I thought the football analogy from a few days ago was good, but that’s even better.

  5. ThomasD says:

    That was an off the cuff response?  Lord, I can’t even write that coherently or succinctly.  I mean he not only gave a logical, cohesive argument but also managed to wrap it around a real zinger.

  6. McGehee says:

    There is a certain grim beauty there.

    Indeed. Woodward went from live cow to burgers and steaks sizzling on the plate in a matter of seconds.

  7. Robin Roberts says:

    Its not just the arrogance of MSM like Woodward, its the combination of arrogance and inability to actually defend their own positions with any intellectual honesty.

  8. Meg Q says:

    That was just pretty (as they say at football games back home in Texas).

    Or – as our football chant went in the late ‘80’s – [would you like that sack in] paper or plastic? (Wouldn’t make sense today, would it?)

  9. JohnAnnArbor says:

    What if a reporter had to have a detailed bibliography after every story, explaining all sources consulted and what they said–even if ultimately unused in the article?

    That would cut down on their lying articles when they go in with a pre-conceived notion, interview twelve people, then publish the remarks of the two that agree with them and ignore the other ten.

  10. Jeffersonian says:

    That was the rhetorical equivalent of ripping out the guy’s heart and showing it to him before he dies.  Too bad he can’t have that framed, it was perfect in every way.

  11. Darleen says:

    Is it just me or is Woodward, still dining on Nixon’s corpse, beginning to resemble Gloria Swanson in Sunset Blvd?

  12. Andrew Sullivan says:

    I think about Woodward, a lot, I mean a lot, when I’m showering with the Beagle.

  13. Big Bang hunter says:

    – In a somewhat related vein, I took the opportunity to peruse the “PlameGate” offerings, such as they are, over at LiarDogFake. In short i don’t think I’ve seen such a group of adalpated, obsessive sheeples, since the last gathering in the Arizona desert to await, with breathless anticipation and intense reverance, the arrival of the mother ship. Something akin to watching a tribe of Neandrathals in Santa Clause costumes, pouring over the barren carcuss of a dead chicken, looking for the tiniest shred of meat. Simply amazing, in veiw of everything the rest of us that actually live on this planet, now know.

  14. Justin says:

    i would have told him that the president’s advisor requested that his name be secret and that for his sake they were going to call him “deep throat”.

  15. Meg Q says:

    In a somewhat related vein, I took the opportunity to peruse the “PlameGate” offerings, such as they are, over at LiarDogFake.

    Well, the poor dears have to believe in something after The Collapse of Ned; might as well be Fitzmas.

  16. Rusty says:

    That. Was a thing of beauty.

  17. bolivar says:

    Damn I love this guy!!  To totally eviscerate Woodward like this is so sweeeet.  Of course we won’t hear about it other than the net so savor this folks!

  18. slackjawedyokel says:

    That was the rhetorical equivalent of ripping out the guy’s heart and showing it to him before he dies.

    Naw.  More like pulling his lungs out through his nose.  Makes it hard to breathe, much less reply.

    It was mighty purty, though.

  19. Ernie G says:

    I agree that that smackdown was a thing of beauty.

    But I’d still like to see Woodward get his ‘nads kicked in. Literally.

  20. Additional Blond Agent says:

    Berenson to Woodward, to use a line from Southpark:

    “Mind if I Rochambeau you?”

  21. mojo says:

    “What’s that? Sounds like you’re chokin’ on somethin’…”

    — F. Zappa, “Dyna Mo Humm”

  22. Rusty says:

    ut I’d still like to see Woodward get his ‘nads kicked in. Literally.

    It’s one of the ten pillars of comedy, you know.

  23. owlbear1 says:

    Haha That is so great how that government official explained he has no more responsibility for accuracy then the MSM!!

    NON-Accountability ZONES all across America!!

    Woot!

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