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al-Bloods vs. al-Crips Rap Contest [Dan Collins]

Unidentified gunmen shot dead a Muslim cleric after he delivered a sermon in the Gaza Strip on Friday calling for an end to fierce factional fighting between Hamas and Fatah, hospital officials and local residents said.

The cleric’s shooting in central Gaza came hours after Palestinian Prime Minister Ismail Haniyeh of Hamas said he and President Mahmoud Abbas of Fatah had agreed to keep rival gunmen off Gaza’s streets after clashes in which eight were killed.

Best Hamas-Fatah Gazahood Rap wins kudos.

10 Replies to “al-Bloods vs. al-Crips Rap Contest [Dan Collins]”

  1. Major John says:

    Are you sure that the poor misguided gunmen didn’t mishear the cleric?  They may have that he wanted them to concentrate on “piece” rather than “peace” … so one drew out his 9 and capped the cleric.  He really thought the mullah wanted it.

  2. lee says:

    Why were the last three paragraphs of the article added?

    What occupation?

    Are we to imagine the link between Israeli raids and Palistinian civil war?

    I’m feeling confused, I don’t know what to think of all this.

  3. Like ants fighting in a mason jar…

    Serves ‘em right for all the Americans they’ve killed over the years.

  4. McGehee says:

    And people think the Middle East would be at peace if Israel didn’t exist? <horse laugh>

  5. yo momma says:

    Two gangsta lords who say they be chillin

    Count they Bling while they Homies be killin

    Cock that rifle be walking like Dillinger

    Talk real sweet CNN be fillin

    Airwaves with ear candy for Mahmoud Ahmadinillin

    Slap that bitch ova’ there wearing chinchillin

    Till she cover her face with burka Allah willin.

  6. serr8d says:

    Yo! Clerics an’ Mullahs rappin’ in the sand

    Bringing’ the pieces to the Holy Land!

    Signing’ the colors of Hamas and Fatah

    Keep on shootin’ ‘till we all go to Allah!

    We gots 72 virgin hoes just waitin’ for us

    after we vest-up and blow up a skool bus

    Al-Qaeda’s tribe loaded in the plaza

    We takin’ over Jerusalem by way of Gaza!

    Them heathen infidels we gonna hack

    we gots Pelosi coverin’ our back!

    Why should we wait for the 13th Imam?

    We’re winnin’ in Iraq and Iran’s got da Bomb!

    /rap off

    now I need a showah…

  7. Dan Collins says:

    Great stuff, guys!

  8. BJTexs says:

    We gots 72 virgin hoes just waitin’ for us

    lee, speaking of confused…

  9. serr8d says:

    You’re right, BJT! Wrong genre

  10. crip 4 lyfe says:

    who really gives a fuck.

    k, cuz frankly i dont

    stupid bitch ass mutha fuckers its not their fault dey get shot ima crip

    and thas the crips job. its what we do so its whatever to us doh

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