I just noticed a google ad in the sidebar for a “conservative ringtone.” I’ve been trying to figure out just what that means for a good minute or so and have yet to come to a conclusion. Perhaps it rings to warn you if there is pron nearby. And what would it sound like? Would it be like the cackle of an old crone who just told a weak joke over tea and crumpets or more like the hearty chuckle of beefy businessman who just looted a company and put thousands out of work? The mind boggles.
Anyway, I’m sure you all can come up with something better than what I suggested.
Dixie.
Love Shack! Baby, love shack!
Imperial Death March (Darth Vader’s Theme) perhaps? Long associated by the left with Ashcroft and then Cheney. (Hey, you asked.
The Hallelujah Chorus.
Conservatives = religious fundamentalists, after all.
Reminds me of a joke I find amusing, from a Jewish jokes group I am a part of:
along the same lines as Muslihoon, I was thinking maybe “Onward Christian Soldiers”
It only rings in your right ear.
“When you’re runnin’ down my country, you’re walkin’ on the fightin’ side of me.”
Good ol’ Merle.
I was thinking patriotic songs, like the national anthem, “God Bless America”, etc. Or maybe some quick quip from Limbaugh or Hannity (God save us!).
I remember a joke from the first Gulf War:
What is the national anthem of Saudi Arabia?
“Onward, Christian Soldiers”.
My ringtone is “Killaloe”, the regimental march of the Royal Irish Rangers.
That’s pretty conservative.
Got all my Stuck Mojo ringtones….what else do I need?
Meg Q: LOL at your joke! I liked that very much! Thank you!
I kinda thought that a “conservative ringtone” would sound like an old-fashioned mechanical phone bell.
Maybe I’m confusing “conservative” with “old fart”,,,,
TW: I think this makes a record13 comments for me….
“Hail to the Cheif” what else!!!!
TBinSTL: Oh my. Stuck Mojo is good! I downloaded all their songs, and I just bought their CD! They are amazing! Thank you for linking to them!