indcbill: Greetings from the front.* What’s going on with you?
proteinwisdom: Eh, you know. Site is messed up again
proteinwisdom: had another DoS attack
indcbill: jesus
proteinwisdom: Nah, don’t think it was him this time—though I’m sure he still hates me because I agitate for the slaughter of Brown people. Unlike, say, Yahweh. Anyway, I had to get a new server built
proteinwisdom: Now things aren’t working right
proteinwisdom: Getting no emails, etc
proteinwisdom: Howsabout you?
proteinwisdom: See any of those giant flying man-eating spiders yet?*
indcbill: Nah. Just beautiful downtown fallujah*
indcbill: surrounded by maniacs who want to kill us
proteinwisdom: Well, so long as you’re there…
proteinwisdom: FIND JAMIL!
indcbill: heh. actually there are hundreds of them. 300000 fallujans. 25% tied to the insurgency.*
indcbill: you do the math.
indcbill: luckily I’m embedded with marines. who aren’t tied to the insurgency. and who would like very much to end it.
proteinwisdom: Hmm. You might want to ask them if they wouldn’t mind making a Marine-Ardolino sandwich. With you as the thinly sliced and heavily fortified meat.
proteinwisdom: Or else say to them, “Hey, let’s play ‘Jelly donut’! I’ll be the jelly!
proteinwisdom: “The object of the game? SURROUND ME!”
indcbill: heh. they offered to send me out on patrol by myself today
indcbill: when I expressed disappointment that tonight’s patrol was canceled
proteinwisdom: I hear ya’. I was all set to beat my son at some SpongeBob game on the XBox when he decided he “had to take a nap.”
proteinwisdom: ChickenSpongeBobXBoxGamer.
indcbill: So anyway, I was down in the police station
indcbill: and all the iraqis were asking the interpretor if I was Iraqi
indcbill: because of the beard and tan
indcbill: so I think I could blend in
indcbill: would just have to rub soot all over myself first
proteinwisdom: Well. No need debasing yourself like that. Just try smearing yourself with chickpeas.
proteinwisdom:: With a little garlic and lemon juice.
proteinwisdom: Stuff’s like forcefield over there
indcbill: Hmmm. I think that’s racist
proteinwisdom: Whatever. So. HAVE you seen any of those giant spiders?
proteinwisdom:: I hear they make an excellent soup base.
proteinwisdom:: You know, if you happen to be a filthy al Qaeda desert rat
indcbill: I think that’s racist too
proteinwisdom: Probably. But that doesn’t make it any less true.
proteinwisdom: Besides. A good soup can never be racist.
proteinwisdom: Though I’ve met a couple I wouldn’t let into the country club, if you know what I mean.
proteinwisdom: Like Borscht.
proteinwisdom: Which, let’s face it: that ain’t so much a soup as it is an eastern European Jew stew.
proteinwisdom: Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
Seriously, you don’t know how I’ve missed this.
Do an “Adlerian” psychoanalysis of THAT, bitch!
Link- http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1575308,00.html
From Time.com, not exactly a Bush fanboy site….
I 2nd JoeEgo.
Adlerians were the blue skinned dudes with the pointy antenna-thingies on Star Trek, right?
Nah, I think it was them squinty-eyed piggy-lookin’ dudes with the tusks. Which, come to think of it, looked kinda useful, if you weren’t really big on talking.
Oh, and welcome back. Have a beer.
Don’t cost nothin’…
SB: week49
oh, surely not
What the…?
Is this that place I used to love hanging around in?
Before somebody gave me a set of keys and signed a liability waiver?
Two JG posts in a row! And this on top of Jeff handing me an attaboy for a couple of my recent posts. Intermission might be drawing to a close here, folks.
MMMMmmm…marine-ardolino sandwich.
Aw, you miss him, doncha Sparky?
I 3rd JoeEgo.
Hmmm. Bill seemed awfully reluctant to talk about the Giant Radioactive Hairy Spiders…
This is all well and good but I want to hear about burned bodies!!!
Sincerely, Kathleen Carroll
Are you teasing us Jeff with multiple posts? Or has the “Return of the Goldstein” finally come?
Please let it be so…..