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Random IM conversation with Bill INDC, who it turns out is in Fallujah or some such

indcbill: Greetings from the front.* What’s going on with you?

proteinwisdom: Eh, you know.  Site is messed up again

proteinwisdom: had another DoS attack

indcbill: jesus

proteinwisdom: Nah, don’t think it was him this time—though I’m sure he still hates me because I agitate for the slaughter of Brown people.  Unlike, say, Yahweh.  Anyway, I had to get a new server built

proteinwisdom: Now things aren’t working right

proteinwisdom: Getting no emails, etc

proteinwisdom: Howsabout you?

proteinwisdom: See any of those giant flying man-eating spiders yet?*

indcbill: Nah.  Just beautiful downtown fallujah*

indcbill: surrounded by maniacs who want to kill us

proteinwisdom:  Well, so long as you’re there…

proteinwisdom: FIND JAMIL!

indcbill: heh.  actually there are hundreds of them.  300000 fallujans.  25% tied to the insurgency.*

indcbill: you do the math. 

indcbill:  luckily I’m embedded with marines.  who aren’t tied to the insurgency.  and who would like very much to end it.

proteinwisdom: Hmm.  You might want to ask them if they wouldn’t mind making a Marine-Ardolino sandwich.  With you as the thinly sliced and heavily fortified meat.

proteinwisdom: Or else say to them, “Hey, let’s play ‘Jelly donut’!  I’ll be the jelly! 

proteinwisdom: “The object of the game?  SURROUND ME!”

indcbill: heh. they offered to send me out on patrol by myself today

indcbill: when I expressed disappointment that tonight’s patrol was canceled

proteinwisdom:  I hear ya’.  I was all set to beat my son at some SpongeBob game on the XBox when he decided he “had to take a nap.”

proteinwisdom:  ChickenSpongeBobXBoxGamer.

indcbill: So anyway, I was down in the police station

indcbill: and all the iraqis were asking the interpretor if I was Iraqi

indcbill: because of the beard and tan

indcbill: so I think I could blend in

indcbill: would just have to rub soot all over myself first

proteinwisdom: Well.  No need debasing yourself like that.  Just try smearing yourself with chickpeas.

proteinwisdom:: With a little garlic and lemon juice.

proteinwisdom: Stuff’s like forcefield over there

indcbill:  Hmmm.  I think that’s racist

proteinwisdom:  Whatever.  So. HAVE you seen any of those giant spiders?

proteinwisdom:: I hear they make an excellent soup base.

proteinwisdom:: You know, if you happen to be a filthy al Qaeda desert rat

indcbill: I think that’s racist too

proteinwisdom: Probably.  But that doesn’t make it any less true.

proteinwisdom: Besides.  A good soup can never be racist.

proteinwisdom: Though I’ve met a couple I wouldn’t let into the country club, if you know what I mean.

proteinwisdom: Like Borscht.

proteinwisdom: Which, let’s face it:  that ain’t so much a soup as it is an eastern European Jew stew.

proteinwisdom: Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

14 Replies to “Random IM conversation with Bill INDC, who it turns out is in Fallujah or some such”

  1. JoeEgo says:

    Seriously, you don’t know how I’ve missed this.

  2. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Do an “Adlerian” psychoanalysis of THAT, bitch!

  3. Dewclaw says:

    The Pentagon source also contended that the ability to target Qaeda figures in Somalia is a positive by-product of the Iraq war. “We have a much better handle on Al Qaeda and its operations than we ever would have had we not gone to war in Iraq,” he said. “That is not a reason for going to war, or trying to backdate a rationale, but it is a fact now. It is an unintended positive consequence of the war.”

    Link- http://www.time.com/time/world/article/0,8599,1575308,00.html

    From Time.com, not exactly a Bush fanboy site….

  4. sockpuppet in training says:

    I 2nd JoeEgo.

  5. Dewclaw says:

    Adlerians were the blue skinned dudes with the pointy antenna-thingies on Star Trek, right?

  6. mojo says:

    Nah, I think it was them squinty-eyed piggy-lookin’ dudes with the tusks. Which, come to think of it, looked kinda useful, if you weren’t really big on talking.

    Oh, and welcome back. Have a beer.

    Don’t cost nothin’…

    SB: week49

    oh, surely not

  7. McGehee says:

    What the…?

    Is this that place I used to love hanging around in?

    Before somebody gave me a set of keys and signed a liability waiver?

  8. Two JG posts in a row!  And this on top of Jeff handing me an attaboy for a couple of my recent posts.  Intermission might be drawing to a close here, folks.

  9. MayBee says:

    MMMMmmm…marine-ardolino sandwich.

  10. Robert says:

    Aw, you miss him, doncha Sparky?

  11. Karl says:

    I 3rd JoeEgo.

  12. Major John says:

    Hmmm.  Bill seemed awfully reluctant to talk about the Giant Radioactive Hairy Spiders…

  13. BJTexs says:

    This is all well and good but I want to hear about burned bodies!!!

    Sincerely, Kathleen Carroll

  14. TODD says:

    Are you teasing us Jeff with multiple posts? Or has the “Return of the Goldstein” finally come?

    Please let it be so…..

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