Just in time for the holidays, our ever diligent media have added a new word for breasts to our mammary-denotation-starved nomenclature: “personal issues.”
Miss USA’s ‘personal issues’ scrutinized
You’re Fired?
The organizers of the Miss USA pageant said Thursday they are evaluating the “behavioral and personal issues” of the reigning winner and will decide her future within a week.
Pageant officials and
Scrooge McDuckDonald Trump, who co-owns the Miss Universe Organization with NBC, would not say what Kentucky native Tara Conner, 20, had done to prompt the serious evaluation.“I can’t really talk about it now,” Trump said. “But we have to make a decision. There is no question about that.”
A 5-foot-5 blonde who lives in New York, Conner has been competing in pageants since age 4. She won the title of Young Miss Russell County in Kentucky at the county fair when she was 13, and by 2002 she was second runner-up in Miss Teen USA. She finished fourth in the Miss Universe pageant in July.
Trump said if Conner gets the boot runner-up Miss California Tamiko Nash would take over as Miss USA.
This wouldn’t be the first time Trump has dealt with such a scenario. In 2002, Russia’s Oxana Fedorova won Miss Universe but was stripped [heh] of her title after violating her contract.
“We had a Miss Universe from Russia that was a total disaster, and we fired her, and Miss Panama took over and she did great,” Trump said.
Trump said he had not spoken with Conner.
A telephone message left for Conner with her grandmother was not immediately returned Thursday.
Honestly, sometimes I think we men are just hung up on women’s personal issues.
Honestly, sometimes I think we men are just hung up on women’s personal issues.
Uh. Yeah. Sure. If you’ll excuse me I have to deal with some ‘personal issues’ of my own.
Well, this post certainly ups the ante on what Jeff will do when he comes back. I mean, how can his domestic diva ruminations compete with those personal issues?
I take it the concern is over whether her “personal issues” are possibly not the ones God gave her?
All I know is, her “personal issues” would look real nice in a tight sweater.
But somehow I don’t think “Hey, let me try to get a handle on your personal issues” would work too well as a pickup line…
Mcgeehee you are a swine – you only have to say you admire her personal issues and want to help her with them…perhaps we need to get them out on the table or something….
Well I certainly won’t hold her personal issues against her, but she can hold them against me any time!
You know, even for a guy with a horrible combover, you have to give The Donald his due credit. He basically owns a national and international organization that will provide him with hot bimbos, indefinitely. I mean, when the current wife becomes outdated, just scoop one out of the pageantry pool and move on. Brilliant!
Hmmm. That does sound better. But if I’m unable to grasp them by the time I’ve bought her six or seven drinks, I’ll be very unhappy.
Very unhappy indeed!
Who’d a thunk that Trump would boot some one for bad sweater meat?
Ah Mcgehee, a man after my own heart – loosen the inhibitions with booze and she will melt in your capable hands??? Har Har Har.
I wouldn’t climb over her to get to the Donald.
Can’t one of you set fire to his hair?
tw under71 a moot point.
I’m going to need to see her from a couple more angles before I can comment substantively.
Hmmmm.
There’s a problem here?
Holy Cow, Dan!
Did the picture have to take up the whole screen? And can you please now post a picture of Mr. Universe (and if it’s a picture of Donald Trump you get thumped on the cyber head) in the interest of fairness and equal opportunity to ogle?
Yes.
I don’t believe there was any alternative.
Actually, it didn’t, and I’d like you to fix that right away.
How about a picture of Ms Nash? I wouldn’t want to jump to a conclusion without seeing all the relevant facts.
Already have.
Ah…youthiness.
If I had personal issues like that I think I could handle them. The hard part would be stopping.
Hell, if I had personal issues like that I’d never leave the house1
I’m sorry, were you saying something?
Do you think her personal issues were an act of God, or man made?
I think a larger picture is needed, to sort it out..
Well, I don’t see any small scar in the armpit, so I better check the aureoles…
I’m goin’ in, guys.
It’s a tough job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
Godspeed, mojo. Godspeed.
Lee. It’s always a question of OEM or aftermarket, unless they don,t have any personal issues at all.
The thong descended but the mammaries linger on