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People’s Most Beautiful Prediction [Dan Collins]

YOU the readers of People Magazine.  Well, not you, because you don’t read it.  But the People Who Read People, the People Peeps.  Page after page of thumbnail profiles of subscribers to the magazine, because they’re all, y’know . . . beautiful on the inside.

Oh, shit.  I’ve just gotten us banned from the Department of the Exterior.

4 Replies to “People’s Most Beautiful Prediction [Dan Collins]”

  1. mojo says:

    Don’t worry, Dan.

    The Department of Redundancy Department wants two copies.

  2. mojo says:

    And yes, the “Time Magazine Man of the Year, 2006” is soooo going on my resume, baby.

    Let’s see some freakin’ HR dweeb argue with that shit.

    SB: anyone42

  3. Meg Q says:

    People, people who read People, are the luckiest peeeeooople in the woooooorld . . .

    They’d probably just do the mylar bit like Time did, dontcha know. Way easier.

  4. Bill D. Cat says:

    cough , cough ,…… ahem …  “ I COMPLETE ME ! “….um… is there a cash prize ?

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