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Wrestling Federation Shows Intellectual Side [Dan Collins]

WWF: 52 new species discovered on Borneo

6 Replies to “Wrestling Federation Shows Intellectual Side [Dan Collins]”

  1. Austin Mike says:

    While the WWF goes looking in obvious places like Borneo for new species, (who couldn’t find a new species or two in Borneo!), the ecosystem in my 80’s college dorm room continues its evolutionary spiral to this day, without any biologist (never mind wrestlers!) even caring. Some day soon in the old laundry pile in the closet, maintained with love and care since 1977 by successive inhabitants of the room, the unnamed life forms evolving therein will slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God, or at least get out the window into the quad. 

    God help us all when that day arrives. I suggest the kids on campus go all out like Kurt Russell in “The Thing” when that goes down.

  2. furriskey says:

    the unnamed life forms evolving therein will slip the surly bonds of earth and touch the face of God, or at least get out the window into the quad.

    That is pure poetry. Eat yer heart out, Mr Magee.

  3. CroakerNorge says:

    What a bunch of freaks.  Borneo is Nature’s Democratic party.  A catfish with suckers on its belly?  Wait.  Isn’t that Dennis Kucinich?

  4. mojo says:

    52 NEW species!!?

    Lock and load, boys!

  5. Off Colfax says:

    You’re behind the times, Dan.

    They changed the name of the wrestling group to the WWE years ago.

  6. DemocracyRules says:

    HEY WAIT!

    Suddenly all the 52 new species have become extinct!  I saw it on TV, and the WWF started a telethon to raise billions of dollars to pay themselves handsome salaries to whine about “scientific facts” which are mostly just made up by WWF fund PR people.  EG., almost all of the WWF “data” about species loss is not substantiated by science.

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