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Vote on Gay Rabbis Wednesday

Make sure you’re registered!  Rock the vote!

Update: my supervisor won’t let me out early to vote on gay rabbis.  Do I have grounds for a lawsuit?

7 Replies to “Vote on Gay Rabbis Wednesday”

  1. Pablo says:

    Just tell him you’re Muslim and that Allah compels you to go to the polls.

  2. Bo says:

    Damn…gotta read more carefully…

    Thought I was voting for Gay Rabbits…

  3. Jeff Goldstein says:

    I once got drunk on port wine and nearly “experimented” with that Trix rabbit.

    He can be quite persuasive when he’s plying you with those delicious little fruit-dusted balls of his.

    No pun intended.

  4. BJTexs says:

    Um, I’m afraid to ask but … will this have any effect upon the rules of circumcision?

    When you have time…

  5. slackjawedyokel says:

    Wait, wait!  I know this one!

    A priest, a rabbi, and a televangelist walk into a gay bar . . .

  6. Idly Awed says:

    Wouldn’t these be considered Orthocox Rabbis?

  7. fruit-dusted BoZ says:

    “Our movement will be strengthened by the complete inclusion of gay and lesbian Jews,”

    Yep. Welcoming the what? seventeen? Leviticus-denying but otherwise Conservative Jews will really beef up the ranks…of the suddenly Orthodox. Good plan.

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