The partying heiress says that hanging around with her new best friend, Britney Spears, and Spears’ two tykes has made her want to reproduce.
“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,†the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.â€Â
Look, I’m not a eugenicist, but I understand that it’s not good form to party while you’re pregnant these days. Besides, she’s got the money; isn’t that what Africa’s for?
Kinkajou
Kinky, Jew
So, Paris is teaching Brittany to flash her crotch, and Brittany is encouraging Paris to breed.
I’m gonna go read my bible. There must be a verse about this in there somewhere. I’m a bit fuzzy, but perhaps it was one of the plagues of the old testament?
It’s bad enough that Paris Hilton flaunts her having sex.
But to hear that she might be breeding?!!??! Surely that warrants capital punishment.
Jealous, much?
DAMN YOU, BRITNEY!!!
Suddenly, eugenics makes perfect sense.
Yet another 24-hour span of time that I have failed to get through without ONCE AGAIN having to waste valuable gray matter considering the continued existence of Paris Hilton! Thanks a diaperload, Dan!
Memo to any and all Gods : stock up on bleach for the gene pool .
Paris has probable already had 4 children.