Okay, folks, a quick show of hands.
Who here thinks Bill Clinton was illegally spying on Princess Diana because she was a threat to national security? Because she had better tits than Osama bin Laden? Because he was trying to hook up with her? One, two…
You insouciant tit!
Insouciance is my middle name.
I understand that as long as she was outside America, he was allowed to spy on her. Interesting that the Daily Mail should huff that the damn’ Yankees bugged her phone “without the permission of the SIS”. I don’t think Royal buggery falls within their remit in these dark days.
It can’t be this one because, well, don’t ask me how I know, but…
You’re right. Ossy was famous across the Hindu Kush for the firmness and curvature of his kajoobas. Some men, it was rumoured, would follow him anywhere.
But I think most would accept that Di had the perter butt.
Choice #4: He was trying to quit smoking…
You found that picture site too??? sweet…
Bill liked ‘em plump and curvy. No super models for him. Real women only.
In The Looming Tower, Khaled Batarfl, an early boyhood friend of bin Laden describes him as: “calm, shy, almost girlish.” Maybe he does have nice tatas.
Bill figured that if she had voluntarily agreed to do the nasty with duds like Prince Charles and Dodi al-Fayed, then he’d have an easy time convincing her to “smoke cigars” with him.
Besides, he’s always been attracted to weak, vulnerable, neurotic women.
He was actually doing research into carpool tunnel syndrome.
What law was the bug violating?
Aw, who cares? It only involved furriners, and there was probably a compelling national security interest. I mean, it’s not like The New York Times would feel conscience-bound to report all the details in such a case, right?
The answer that involves him working his mojo on her, you know, show her some of that Arkansas Elvis he does so well.
Who said it was Bill that wanted to get in her knickers?
Hillary has been known to chase after skirts too.
And they used to “interview” for each other, too.
All I know is that in the afterlife Dodi told the driver, “Hey, I said I wanted to f**k Di, not f**king die!”
Just another number added to the almost 50 unexplained deaths of people involved with the Clintons.
I don’t even want to meet these death machines on the street. A safe will fall from the 10th floor and land on your head.
No, but I wouldn’t mind asking Bill “So, exactly how do you do it?”
Knowledge like that should not be lost to the ages.
Wow, a whole 1999 post dropped from a time machine onto the blog. I mean we got the American Spectator/Jerry Falwell top three: Hillary is a secret dyke (very cleaver), Bill and Hillary kill people, and, lastly, despite the fact they supposedly hate each other, they like to shag women together. Give yourselves a hand, folks. All we need is a reference to the Mena airstrip so we can put our Clinton Chronicles videos on Ebay. How reactionary can one group of people be.
Tomorrow, let’s talk about Billy Carter and Ed Muskie’s nervous breakdown!
Since you can’t tell a series of tasteless jokes from actual serious comments, neo, you ought to just go and sit of at the far side of the bar, because let me tell you, buddy, we’re all laughing at you, including the geeks and the Goth kids.
All right, youse guys and dames, stop makin’ fun of the Clintonistas as neo-stink has his panties in a bunch.
To keep the peace with the neo-stink we should just stick to the accepted tirades and snickers: You know, Bush is a moron, Bush is Hitler, Bush is a Chimp, Bush kills soldiers for oil, Bush kills civilians for oil, Bush is too stupid to know that terrorists are criminals, Bush did cocaine, Bush’s family supported Nazis, Bush is a religious lunatic, blah, blah blah!
You know, all of the reasoned arguments from the left.
Carry on!!
Hmm. This little nugget is just freighted with Freudian something or other. Can’t quite put my finger on it, though.
– Common guys. You all know that “humor” is verbpten in the “reality-based communes”, lest they stop agonizing, or displaying perpetual outrage for a few minutes a week.
– Besides, the tin-foil folders will be deflecting ardently, while they figure out the next “fuck Hillery/bring on Obama” point of attack. As for Barack, his best bet is to position himself as far from the fevor swamps as possible, or he’ll find out just what it means to be “Lamonted”. You know, the ole Kiss Of Shit for any candidate, unfortunate enough to aquire the backing of the nutcase gaggle.
Hmm. This little nugget is just freighted with Freudian something or other. Can’t quite put my finger on it, though.
Call me Freudian, because when I first read your comment I swear it said “in” instead of “on”.
And yet, somehow throughout his little tiff he fails to address why Princess Diana apparently warranted spying resources that could have perhaps been put to better use against Bin Laden. Must have just been an oversight I’m sure…
All we need is a reference to the Mena airstrip so we can put our Clinton Chronicles videos on Ebay.
Not even close. You forgot selling Missle Secrets to the Chinese for Campaign Cash, using the Oklahoma City bombings as a Reichstag Fire, and the secret deal to keep Susan McDougal quiet.
And don’t even get me started on the Vince Foster “suicide”.
You call yourself a conspiracy expert? Hah!
About the only thing that could have bought her silence was … um … a guy!
Possibly Hilary’s drug addict brother.
OK, now I hate myself. Bush is a Fascist! There, is that better.
Legacy, the other white meat.
Eww.
bad89, no shit
Well, gosh, Stinky, I’m sorry our politically directed joking didn’t meet with your approval. Maybe if you’re looking for jokes you like you’ll go to a site where people agree with you.
Funny thing is, there are a number of regulars here who I’m certain were Clinton voters.
Neoconsstink, though, has convinced himself he’s really inside the viper’s pit of Hannityesque Republican cheerleading.
Makes him feel all tingly. At the danger. Like hanging out with mobsters, or ghostwriting bios for the Duck of Death, I suppose.
Cleaver? Lesbian?
June!!
Tough on the beaver last night, dontchaknow.
Clinton’s worst offense is Al Gore… and I voted for Clinton. If I’d have known Al would spend the rest of my short life bleating tedious nonsense…. the rest of the stuff I can forgive.
“Carpool tunnel syndrome” is outstandingly awful. 24 carat gold. Frankp on Bloody Scott would be wild with jealous rage that someone else thought of it first.
ncs is one of these dweebs who resents seeing other people having fun because it doesn’t understand frivolity.
This is why it chose such a revealingly 2nd Grade name for its forays into the evil empire.
Winner.
Overall an amusing little thread. Commendable form from Cpt Holly, kelly says what we all wished we had, and batting in cleanup, Goldstein wraps up the circles within circles thing.
neoconstink letting the side down completes the set.
Nuanced Classical Liberals? You can’t make this stuff up.
tw: become92. Oh, that’s good.
Of course, Jeff is right: I did vote for Clinton.
Look, neoconstink, if I could sacrifice my very life for this terrible misdeed right now, I would. Truly. In a perfect world, no one would have voted for Bill Clinton. Ever.
But they did.
Unfortunately, I’m stuck here several years later making you moist on accounta my profound stupidity back in 1992. So I’d like to take this opportunity to say, ‘eff you’. It’s a simple and heart-felt message: eff you.
And eff anyone who looks like you.
Merry Christmas.
ahem—what terrible misdeed are you talking about?
As a possible defense of Pres. Clinton, maybe he was actually spying on the boyfriend with the muslim sounding name. You know Clinton was always on the on the lookout for contact s that could lead him to OBL.
So he could kill him, and stuff.
Neoconsstink, suck it up, honey.
I think I might have voted for Clinton. I can’t remember, but I had small children so recent studies show I might have been mentally ill at the time. That can either excuse my vote or my not remembering- your choice.
I do know that when I liked Clinton, I liked him much more than I’ve ever liked Bush. I mean, when he introduced the start of the NCAA final that Arkansas won? Great stuff.
I love the idea of him bugg(er)ing Diana.
Hmm—on consideration, ahem, are you a repentant former leftie? Could explain the fury.
Well, I’m one (of the ones who voted for Billy Jay).
Once.
And really I don’t regret it, much. I only wear the sackcloth and ashes for his birthday. Whenever that is.
But one really valid use for a time machine would be to go back to 1992 with videotapes, and let everybody know how Al turned out. Then hang around until ‘96, just for the fun of listening to Democrats howl from the wilderness.
Regards,
Ric
Egad. We had a revolution to get rid of useless geeks like Elizabeth I, Diana and her horse-faced prince.
Damn you. I was looking forward to a good night’s sleep.
Ric ,
I’m pretty sure it’s now refered to as “ blog – besotted fever swamp …. “ , thank you very much .” Wilderness “ , does not a traveller make .
Yah, dance on her grave, for whatever that’s worth to you…
Well Dodi’s father Mohammed is tied by marriage to the Khashoggi clan, and more narrowly to the
al-Amir Atta clan. It’s true, that GHCQ and COMINT/ASA NSA were authorized to spy on each other’s nationals, so that explains that. However
it doesn’t appear that would be enough justification.
As to the Mena story,it’s what happens when Republicans venture into the left’s fever
swamp. It was unearthed by the less repulsive
of the CIA’s dissident elements, Frank Snepp,
and that scion of Tony british leftism, Alex
Cockburn. Several years later, Evans Pritchard
and Bob Tyrell, resurrected it, along with virtual
Green Roger Morris, to complete the portrait of
Arkansas, as the Paraguay of the Ozark. Of course,
Clinton himself had dabbled in the fever swamp,
hiring the producer for Tim “I’m being silenced
for my Dissent” Robbins’ film Bob Roberts, for
his ‘92 effort. Of course, just a few years later;
Gary Webb, came around, and his conspiracy tale,
won many more adepts; including a dramatization on
Dick Wolf’s New York Undercover.
Jeff, dear, this is the only place on the internet where the majority of people still love W, Dick Cheney is a hero, and the war in Iraq was not only a good idea, but saying it wasn’t is treason. It’s the only place where Ron Suskind’s quote about the reality-based community is worn as a badge of honor (Sure, we like our facts pre-chewed and digested for us. Don’t bother us with gray). That paints with a broad brush, but, since most of the God-fearing folks here have treated me a Leahy to their Cheney, paint I shall.
I would say that makes this a nest of Hannity-esque Republicans,” except I get the feeling Sean and his Freeper crowd are muscular and macho enough for Ahem, Melissa, Darleen, crankyd, etc. I also get the feeling that whereas Sean would say water is dry if his Republican masters told him to, you guys and gals aren’t that partisan.
The more I read posts and engage the rational members of the community, the more I think the nutballs are actually Michael Savage clones. All anger, all disdain for foreigners, all the “border, language, and culture” bullshit that he rants about.
Finally, Jeff, it’s not dangerous to hang out in such a place. You can read interesting posts by interesting people. As I mentioned previously, other blogs on the left and right do not allow dissent. I find that boring. Politics is a contact sport. I learned that listening to Dad yell at Uncle Walt and I haven’t forgotten it.
Uncle Walt ROCKS!!!
Whew, that’s a relief. I am proud to say I never voted for Bill or Al—but then again, voting for Dole is nothing to brag about.
However, in my pre-NeoKKKonBushBot days (back when I was capable of independent thought) I did dabble a bit in Libertarianism, and even voted for the Libertarian presidential candidate in 2000. The depth of my commitment to the party is demonstrated by the fact that I can’t to this day remember the guy’s name.
Or maybe it’s just the Rovian Mind Kontrol Rays affecting my memory again.
TW: paper92. There’s that year again. Creepy, I tells ya.
NCS –
I know why you come here. It is because you know as well as we do that the DU and KosKids are lunatics.
At least here you can get a little intellectual stimulation.
Hopefully, you will hang around long enough to “get it”. There is more to us on the right than meets the “new millennium” eye.
Unfortunately, you seem to be too young to have any idea of what America was about until I and my confreres of the 60’s decided that we knew better than the wisdom accrued by billions of people over thousands of years.
Oh well. It’s still happening, but at a stellar pace. Of course the “new millennium” people know better than to fall for the lessons of hundreds of generations of morons. I love it when those on the left preach peace, and then proceed to try to rip the head off of anyone who disagrees. I am sorry that there seems to be such a small chance of you and your colleagues to ever become responsible adults.
jpe and neoconsstink:
I don’t know if Clinton broke any laws spying on Diana, but doesn’t it make you wonder if 3000 lives might have been saved five years ago if he hadn’t been running around the Oval Office with his pants down around his ankles and an intern hanging off his dick?
Doesn’t that pique your curiosity at all?
Miket NTH says:
…and your pistachio-green Primus and your subscription to the New York Times and your man-crush on Rosie O’Donnell and…
Incidentally, neoconsstink, reality is a funny thing: it ain’t over ‘til it’s over. Life is long. History is written over a period of generations, not months. One day, you may look back at this dialog with far different thoughts than you have now.
And cynn? Since the moment I was able to vote, I voted for Democrats and Republicans, liberals and conservatives–whoever I believed was best at the time. I am not a straight-ticket anything. I’ve been snookered twice: by Clinton and Obama and I’m damned if it will ever happen again.
In the last 30 years, the Dems and the media have been taken over by the hard left. If that makes me less than human to you, so be it.
And there is no broader, or more idiotic brush, than to proclaim your knowledge of all “places on the internet.” You must not sleep. Ever.
Hate to clue you in, poor old broad brush guy, but confrontational is as confrontational does. While it’s not always the case, you do have a tendency to show up and talk smack, which is entirely different from debating points. Show up thumping your chest and screaming war cries and the good denizens here will respond in kind. It’s quite entertaining for us but, apparently, not so much for you. However, if “yelling at Uncle Walter” is your style, then stop complaining when we release the hounds in reply.
Many of the contributors here (including our esteemed host) are either agnostic or athiest. That’s not so much broad brush as paint-by-numbers ignorance. I’m sure that they appreciate the humor in your cultural stupidity because, hey, all conservatives are religious wackos.
Sounds to me like you are painting with tar…
– Random thought…When your entire one trick pony act, is trying laimly to make your bones on the other guys viability, you’ve lost the race right out of the starting gate. Its best just to chuckle at the hubris, and assume nature gave us SecProggs and dandilions for our amusement.
Big Bang hunter, care to juxtapose BJ’s post with yours?
First, I hear not everyone’s a religion wacko (which I never accused anyone of being. Where I come from being “god-fearing” is a virtue), then you bust out the Bill O’Reilly special?
Is BJ a Seccon? Is Jeff? Care to address their professed secularism, rather than my perceived secularism?
I personally see secularism as a fine way to conduct oneself in public, especially in public office. Our Consitution clearly does not require it, any more than it requires a religious test, but I’m just wondering if you would like to address the evil Seccons or do you just to continue the pile-on?
Matters not to me, because I for one stop taking anyone seriously once an imitation of Billy is thrown in.
Didn’t think so
Guess, what, Bubba. We’ve all moved on to other things. This may be difficult for you to absorb but our lives are not prediacted upon answeing every little rant that you put forth.
See you on the other side.
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