Hey, what could go wrong?
PHILADELPHIA – A man who mailed a bomb to a doctor because he was angry about how his penis enlargement surgery turned out was sentenced Tuesday to four years and 10 months in prison.
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Blake Steidler, 25, of Reamstown, put the bomb in the mail on Feb. 11, 2005, in North Bloomfield, Ohio, addressed to the doctor in Chicago. After returning home, he called 911 and told police what he had done. The bomb was retrieved from the mail and destroyed; no one was injured.
Steidler pleaded guilty in April to use of a weapon of mass destruction and other charges. Defense lawyer Luis A. Ortiz said at the time of the plea that his client was mentally ill.
In addition to the prison term, Steidler was sentenced to five years supervised release, and a $2,000 fine.
Heh. Reamstown.
What do you think of the sentence?
It’s not long enough.
Apparently the doc wielded the weapon of mass destruction.
It’s not often I find myself thinking “But what about the pecker? I want to know about the pecker!”
As for his punishment, did they take into account that he pulled out in time?
tw: filled75
If that’s the case, I don’t see what his problem is.
No, no, no. I’m waiting for someone to propose “Penibomber Gets Stiff Sentence”.
Amen. An early release would be a huge embarrassment.
Blake Steidler? Wan’t he the comatose rapist’s amnesiac evil twin on The Edge of Night?
I miss Goldstein, too.
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BoZ–there’s a reason they call those things pop-ups.
I’m amazed that no one has asked if Mr. Steidler’s decision to get a penis enlargement was influenced by Jeff’s much vaunted ability to cockslap a tall Texas Ranger sitting on a horse without using a chair. Or a step ladder.
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TW: needs92. Not me.
A triumph for our penile system.
I’m sure he’s very penistent.
Judge: “Bailiff! Whack his pee-pee!”
SB: feel17
Oh, suuuuure…
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“…Now maybe that we could be seeing the famously bigness Goodyear suppository?”
Did the penishment fit the crime?
Yeah, it’s Freudian, but one really wants to know what went wrong.
More bourbon. Need more bourbon.