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Why Turkeys Have a Rep for Canniness [Dan Collins]

Turkeys Try to Catch Train Out of N.J.

Some wild turkeys, it appears, were trying to get out of New Jersey

With apologies to my Jersey buds.

6 Replies to “Why Turkeys Have a Rep for Canniness [Dan Collins]”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Sounds like a few Kevin Smith scripts that didn’t have Jay and Silent Bob in them finally got smart…

  2. Dan Collins says:

    You know, Jeff, I’d probably be laughing more if I’d ever seen one, but I’m laughing anyway.

  3. John Dough says:

    Every one of those turkeys actually registered to vote via ACORN.

  4. Major John says:

    Aw Jeff, that was cruel.  Needless to say, I rather liked it…

  5. trainer says:

    They’re not the only ones who would like to get out of Jersey.

  6. Species profiling got them kicked off the train.  Or loud prayers.

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