I which I work the bellows whilst clad in Pajamas:
I love when enormous cartoon balloons kill innocent bystanders! It’s absolutely hilarious!
Happy Thanksgiving, Gang. We can all be thankful (well, most of us) that we’re not in such dire need of outrage, this year or last. And for pw, so thank you, Mr. Goldstein.
Karen, Pete and Cal showed up. Pete wanted me to take a walk while he smoked. Friggin’ wild turkey flapped up 3 feet from our faces and scared the bejeesus out of him.
We’re sitting down for the traditional watching of “Fargo,” then after I slice the bird in a couple of hours, we’ll sing “Little Surfer Girl.” If Aidan screws up his part this year, I’m going to be pissed. We’ve been practicing it for a month to and from his school.
– Fresh back from his smash appearence in the annual Macy’s thanksgiving Parade, “Mookie”, the part time parade float, and full time “Balloon Fence(tm)” vanguard of the Israeli Defense force, displays a couple of rascally Palestinians, clutched in his foot, caught on their way to Televiv, intending to bring the Jooooosss to their knee’s, by allowing themselves to be exploited economically, consumming vast quantities of Kepletch, and chicken broth.
– Yesterday, on returning home from a nice dinner out, and a bit of last minute shopping, I was just putting away our purchases, and settling in, when I heard a series of shouts from the learning unit. I hastened to inquire, the cause of all the commotion. Turns out while we were away, his pet crysalis had blossomed into an incredibly beautiful Giant Yellow swallow-tailed butterfly! Maybe its an omen, and sign, for peace and prosperity in the coming year.
– So with that in mind here’s wishing a great holiday to Goldstein and his pride, Dan (why does it have to be snakes) Collins and his family, BJ, 6G, maggie/RTO , Maybee (who we all love to tease endlessly, because shes such a good sport about it), lunarpuff (MIA for some reason), Craig, geezer, lee, Karl, my favorite protagonist McGehee, Pablo, Major John, Ric (the resident Socrates), and anyone else I may have missed, and yes, even our gaggle of trolls who provide endless Fisking material and belly laughs. Good holidays all.
– And heres a special wish for our men and women in America’s armed forces, who can’t be with their families on this holiday. Wish them safe passage, and a happy return to their families, and a great big thanks for everything they sacrifice for our country.
– So with that in mind here’s wishing a great holiday to Goldstein and his pride, Dan (why does it have to be snakes) Collins and his family, BJ, 6G, maggie/RTO , Maybee (who we all love to tease endlessly, because shes such a good sport about it), lunarpuff (MIA for some reason), Craig, geezer, lee, Karl, my favorite protagonist McGehee, Pablo, Major John, Ric (the resident Socrates), and anyone else I may have missed, and yes, even our gaggle of trolls who provide endless Fisking material and belly laughs. Good holidays all.
– And heres a special wish for our men and women in America’s armed forces, who can’t be with their families on this holiday. Wish them safe passage, and a happy return to their families, and a great big thanks for everything they sacrifice for our country.
God bless us, every one! Best wishes for a great holiday season for you and yours, BBh–and your last-minute shopping, you provident bastard.
Fuck me. Boozing started, and now I’m being told we need dishwashing liquid and a casserole dish. So I have to walk to the grocery store.
Damn Jeff I hope it’s not too far or too cold for the walk. You better fortify yourself in case of an unexpected storm. I recommend 2 fingers of Dal Whinnie or anything singlemalt.
Meanwhile, I’ve got a cauldron of rum cider brewing.
That will be refreshing after your walk.
Guests have arrived and we’re proceeding to nosh. I’m gonna pull the salmon off at 1 oclock and let it cool. Damn it looks good.
I like the way he can reach up to snag the incoming missile at the same time he crushes the hapless Palestinian child with one foot.
I which I work the bellows whilst clad in Pajamas:
Happy Thanksgiving, Gang. We can all be thankful (well, most of us) that we’re not in such dire need of outrage, this year or last. And for pw, so thank you, Mr. Goldstein.
I don’t care who you are. That’s just funny.
Jesus! The Lions and the Cowboys are playing again this year. What are the odds?
Hey, God! Thanks, buddy!
I thought the Lions and Cowboys were supposed to play each other on T-giving.
1:15–First urging of my wife to slow my alcohol consumption.
I’ve put the bird on to smoke along with some salmon and am watching the Lions/Dolphins game…which looks like it’s gonna be a game.
The boozing starts in one hour.
SGT Ted–
Love the smoked salmon.
Karen, Pete and Cal showed up. Pete wanted me to take a walk while he smoked. Friggin’ wild turkey flapped up 3 feet from our faces and scared the bejeesus out of him.
We’re sitting down for the traditional watching of “Fargo,” then after I slice the bird in a couple of hours, we’ll sing “Little Surfer Girl.” If Aidan screws up his part this year, I’m going to be pissed. We’ve been practicing it for a month to and from his school.
Fuck me. Boozing started, and now I’m being told we need dishwashing liquid and a casserole dish. So I have to walk to the grocery store.
Meanwhile, I’ve got a cauldron of rum cider brewing.
– Fresh back from his smash appearence in the annual Macy’s thanksgiving Parade, “Mookie”, the part time parade float, and full time “Balloon Fence(tm)” vanguard of the Israeli Defense force, displays a couple of rascally Palestinians, clutched in his foot, caught on their way to Televiv, intending to bring the Jooooosss to their knee’s, by allowing themselves to be exploited economically, consumming vast quantities of Kepletch, and chicken broth.
– Yesterday, on returning home from a nice dinner out, and a bit of last minute shopping, I was just putting away our purchases, and settling in, when I heard a series of shouts from the learning unit. I hastened to inquire, the cause of all the commotion. Turns out while we were away, his pet crysalis had blossomed into an incredibly beautiful Giant Yellow swallow-tailed butterfly! Maybe its an omen, and sign, for peace and prosperity in the coming year.
– So with that in mind here’s wishing a great holiday to Goldstein and his pride, Dan (why does it have to be snakes) Collins and his family, BJ, 6G, maggie/RTO , Maybee (who we all love to tease endlessly, because shes such a good sport about it), lunarpuff (MIA for some reason), Craig, geezer, lee, Karl, my favorite protagonist McGehee, Pablo, Major John, Ric (the resident Socrates), and anyone else I may have missed, and yes, even our gaggle of trolls who provide endless Fisking material and belly laughs. Good holidays all.
– And heres a special wish for our men and women in America’s armed forces, who can’t be with their families on this holiday. Wish them safe passage, and a happy return to their families, and a great big thanks for everything they sacrifice for our country.
“HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!”
Too bad you alienated the local youth with the oregano.
God bless us, every one! Best wishes for a great holiday season for you and yours, BBh–and your last-minute shopping, you provident bastard.
In honor of this great holiday, a Thanksgiving Haiku:
Turkey, pumpkin pie
golden leaves and crisp fall air,
football, family.
It’s Thanksgiving day
time to remember blessings
like Protein Wisdom.
Thanks Jeff, for your posts,
and to the commentors who
contribute so much.
Let us all give thanks
to those that protect freedom
as we say our grace.
Damn Jeff I hope it’s not too far or too cold for the walk. You better fortify yourself in case of an unexpected storm. I recommend 2 fingers of Dal Whinnie or anything singlemalt.
That will be refreshing after your walk.
Guests have arrived and we’re proceeding to nosh. I’m gonna pull the salmon off at 1 oclock and let it cool. Damn it looks good.
Let the Boozing begin!
Holy Mother of God, I’m already wasted, and I can’t nap because of the guests. Good turkey, though.
why not? afraid they’ll rob you blind?
Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
It’s just bad form to nap in front of the guests. The guests get to pass out first. Then hostly napping is permitted.
You might want to consider a better grade of bourbon. Knob Creek doesn’t tend to return on you like that.