The gay penguin issue has really been buried, I think, by all of this War On Terror nonsense. These fictionalized penguins are obviously deeply devoted to one another and capable of providing a loving and stable home to Tango, so I don’t understand what the issue is. If Catholic adoption services don’t want to get involved, I think that’s their business. I think that the issue of gay penguin marriage ought to be left to the legislatures of the various states. I have no problem with gay penguin civil unions. Some of my best friends are gay penguins, so I don’t want any of you trolls calling me a wingnut penguihomophobe. Got it?
UPDATE: I was wrong. Apparently the gay penguin couple, Silo and Roy, broke up and Silo started seeing a female penguin. No word yet on a follow-up book.
I WONDER whether Gersh Kuntzman has rethought his position in light of further developments. Someone ought to check . . .
PENTAGON: Homosexuality like bed wetting, not like mental retardation (unfair, I know; I applaud this revision)
“Homosexuality has been observed in more than 1,500 species, and the phenomenon has been well described for 500 of them,” said Petter Bockman, project coordinator of the exhibition.
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Gay Animals: Alternate Lifestyles in the Wild. I wasn’t aware that animals had lifestyles, but okay.
DISGUSTING PENGUIN LUST!!!!!!
What more evil will come to light now that the Dem’s are in power?
God Save the USA!
(Reference: old Bloom County anyone?)
I remember hearing about that. Roy was very unhappy:
“That little bitch better stay away from me or I’ll scratch her eyes out. Look at her with her fat ass andâ€â€my God who dresses like that? No. Fashion. Sense. At. All.”
No comment, just a note:
I prefer to put about a million degrees of separation between me and penguin butt-sex.
Has anyone checked with St. Andrew about this? I am afraid I will need confirmation.
What? It’s genetically based, but you grow out of it?
Penguin bi-sexuality … myth or real?
It’s just a public school thing … like caning and casual buggery.
B Moe–
You’re not confirmed? Well, I don’t think St Andrew’s ordained.
I hate to be crude in such a PC site as PW, but am I the only person here who found this name quite um ‘interesting’ for a gay man?
TW: I know, I know, it doesn’t come right out and SAY he’s gay, but the evidence is there.
Some names simply doom you to gayland.
Parents beware!
Or rather, a la land. Sorry about the mistype.
This is what happens when you accept as religious dogma everything natural is good, and everything unnatural is not good. You wind up torturing yourself into somehow proving that anything you proclaim as good has to also be natural.
Just because something occurs in nature, doesn’t mean it is a natural thing. It is natural for animals to instinctively reproduce, non-reproductive behavior is self-defeating and not natural for the species. That doesn’t mean it is wrong. I am a grumpy old bachelor who has no desire to have children. Never have. That isn’t natural, but I don’t think it is wrong.
And yes, I do realize I have just painted a big bulls-eye on myself. Fire at will.
There’s nothing wrong with being a GOB, B Moe, as far as I’m concerned. Does this mean that you’ve reconsidered about being our governess?
Evil step-mother would be more like it, Dan. And I wouldn’t leave any friggin pumpkins layin about, either.
All things <a href=”http://jammiewearingfool.blogspot.com/2006/11/is-nothing-sacred.html” target=”_blank”> gay penguin.
Sorry for the screwup.
I’m sure they were only outed because they are Republican penguins who oppose gay marriage.
No discussion of penguins is complete without a little Zappa..