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O.J.: Making Orange Juice Out of Justice Oranges

I don’t get the big deal. I mean, O.J. is innocent. Who cares if he makes a buck? His reputation was ruined, ruined! for a crime he didn’t commit.

That’s why I’m not worried about the Duke Rape Case, either. I trust the United States justice system–especially District Attorneys.

Oh, and that dude with nuclear plans in his suitcase and a bunch of money? It’s a frame-up. I’m glad that they have assigned him a kick-butt lawyer–you know the kind that helps framed-up terrorists get off. Civil liberties are of utmost importance here.

3 Replies to “O.J.: Making Orange Juice Out of Justice Oranges”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    What, are you trying to provoke Jeff into an act of violence at the Orange Julius?

  2. Melissa says:

    I didn’t think Jeff was capable of violence. He’s a mild manner chap. I bet he doesn’t even own a gun.

  3. He’s a mild manner[sic] chap. I bet he doesn’t even own a gun.

    ‘specially not after that last little incident.  [clears throat]

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