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violence is not the answer to the age old question.
someone is very good at photoshop.
During daylight and three times on Sunday…
With what?
If I wasn’t married, I would hit it like Bonds hits a homer: hard and with lots of juice.
Too graphic?
mgroves–
Shoot, she’s Italian. She knows flattery when she hears it.
If I was 72.
If she gets another facelift, her ears are going to collide in the back of her head.
Ah, yes, mia Sophia. I was the art director on her line of eyewear back in the mid-80s (twice a year went to photograph her), when she was supposedly 57 then. That would make her 77 now. I would back then. I would now. And that kinda creeps me out. Kinda.
On one shoot in California, myself and her son Eduardo would take their ATVs and play “Death Race 2000” over their property. I nearly killed myself three times.
When I was a sophmore, some 40 years ago, I taped a poster of Sophia in a wet shirt (I think from ”Boy on a Dolphin”
to the ceiling of my dorm room above my bed. I show the mileage a lot more than does she.
P.S. Imdb says she was born 1934-Sep-20, which would make her 72, but what the heck.
– Gravity is always gracious to woman….But damn she is one magnificent Roman, even in her 70’s. She’s closer to 77 than 70. She was a young early 20’s movie diva, when I was in my late teens, and late 70’s is the only way it adds up. But damn sam….
First should have read – “Gravity is always gracious to a woman on her back…”
I would probably *not* hit it.
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Well. I asked my wife and she said no. Which is just as well because if I asked Ms Loren, she’d undoubtedly laugh hysterically and have me killed. But it never hurts to ask.
I’d hit it until I broke her hip.
Turing: day17, and if it takes that long, I might give up on it. Maybe.
If I’d fuck Lucille Bluth, I’d fuck Sophia Loren. So, yes, I’d “hit it” to use your youthful vernacular.
At least my vernacular’s youthful
Well if I wasn’t happily married…
And I have to ask whether we aren’t looking at proof that anti-aging technology isn’t a fair bit more advanced than we common folk have been told. I mean 77? Damn!
It is with great respect for the lady that I say
Hell Yes!
Am I the only one who thinks her age and the number of teeny weeny little glasses of beer that Richie Cunningham drank being equal is no coincidence?
Probably.
Do you know that before she won Oscar…
…SHE WAS FAMOUS AMONGST ROME PROSTITUTES’ JOHNS AS A, SAY, ‘ORAL SPECIALIST’ ?..
http://www.amoral.com/thebbs/viewtopic.php?t=38
I’d give it to her as much as I could (and it take a lot to tire me out). So what if Sophia is 72, she is the hottest 72 year old I have ever seen I am 28 years old (not much of an age gap is there). Her birthday is two days before mine so she would be an ideal birthday present for me, if any of you want to get me something.
I’d love to have sex with Ms Loren, doggy style first though!.
Damn right I would!.