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The “a poem celebrating cheese” poem

Even were you not to melt

like snowflakes on a hot,

moist tongue, I’d still sing

your praises—you, general of

the proper taco, king of any

pizza not made to order for

     one

      of

       those

        really

         creepy

          vegans

14 Replies to “The “a poem celebrating cheese” poem”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Love the cheese, man, but I’m a sauce guy at heart.

  2. B Moe says:

    That’s not really a haiku.

  3. lee says:

    vegans don’t even eat cheese?!

    Man that’s a strict religion!

  4. Vegans don’t live longer; they just look more wizened.

  5. Major John says:

    Behold the power of Cheese!

  6. McGehee says:

    The worst thing about vegans is their poetry.

  7. BoZ says:

    “I’m Talking To Those Ice Skating Girls, Pre-Op Snowman” Remix

    I’d really like to order you pizza,

    tongue your hot taco,

    sing praises for a king

    to any moist one of you,

    melt you

    even

    Not you,

    still, creepy,

    made of snowflakes

    Not proper.

  8. N. O'Brain says:

    Speaking of cheese…..

    Ok, some serious cookin’:

    Pollo alla Bolognese Recipe

    Ingredients:

    4 individual chicken breasts, 1/2 lb each, skinned and boned

    Salt

    Freshly ground pepper

    Flour

    3 tablespoons butter

    2 tablespoons oil

    8 thin slices prosciutto (2×4 inch slices)

    8 thin slices imported Fontina or Bel Paese cheese (2×4 inch slices)

    4 teaspoons freshly grated imported Parmesan cheese

    2 tablespoons chicken stock, fresh or canned

    Go here for the rest of the recipe.

    http://recipes.epicurean.com/recipe/20933/pollo-alla-bolognese.html

    Kick Ass doesn’t begine to describe it.

  9. TODD says:

    Jeff

    Don’t want to kill the buzz, but after watching the video linked to Sondra K site, I feel a little bit patriotic,and after a couple of Bombay Blue Sapphire martinis, I feel a little emotional and guity for not being there with the troops. I know my time has gone and went, but these feelings I experience after seeing our boys in peril I think will never die. I guess once an operator always an operator. remember, RANGERS LEAD THE WAY!!!! And God bless all those who have and are serving now, that goes for you too MJ

    76 Charlie out!!

  10. Rusty says:

    I have been sitting

    for over an hour now.

    Nothing moves, Damn cheese!

  11. MMShillelagh says:

    G.K. Chesterson would be proud.

  12. Major John says:

    Thanks TODD, and Rusty … that is quality work!

  13. HeNrY says:

    Hey guys just wanted to express my awesome love for cheese. I was lookin for a poem about cheese for my english class at school. This one doesnt make much sense but glade someone is out there supporting ur fellow cheesians! cheesiers…cheeseheads

  14. Ashley Bates says:

    the problem with this is that i was trying to look for poems and you dont have any on here..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ps it would really help if you get some.

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