So I’m hanging out in line at Best Buy to get a PS3, been there all night, and I’m third in line, when all of a sudden this desperate-looking white boy comes up to me and says he’ll give me a grand from John Edwards to let him have my spot. Well, he looked so sad I said okay, and he gave me ten crisp $100 bills, and thanked me. So when whitey comes out to the parking lot, I show him my pistol and make him put the box in my trunk. He looked like he was gonna cry.
Anyway, it’s a sweet machine, and I got a pretty good deal on it.
UPDATE: Yo! Grand Theft Auto plays awesome on this box! Check it out!
Good job. Bad mouth my company will ya. You lucky I am not alive to kick the living shit out of that pansy. I would have also fired some birdshot in the kids ass if I got the chance. Anyone stupid enought to work for Edwards deserves it.
Edwards looks a little too friendly and well dressed to me. I think he might be a fancy boy if you get my drift. Ace has the way to find out.
http://thewisdomcu.be/athf/2006/11/09/one-never-knows-when-a-homosexual-is-about/
I hear the people most likely to accuse others of being gay are, well, you know.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
GO BUCKEYES!
McGee–you want to go huntin with me? If we like each other we can camp out too.
You go on downrange and see if you can flush out them birds.