Granny C: “Good morning, Republican Boy. My, but you’re up early, considering how late you stayed up.”
Republican Boy: “I couldn’t sleep, Granny C. I can’t believe how badly the GOP got beat in the mid-terms.”
Granny C: “Oh, that. How about a nice cup of soothing tea?”
Republican Boy: “You think a nice cup of soothing tea is going to make me feel better about Steele and Talent and Santorum?”
Granny C: “You’re upset, aren’t you?”
Republican Boy: “Yes, I’m upset!”
Granny C: “How about a nice piece of strawberry-rhubarb pie?”
Republican Boy: “I don’t want strawberry-rhubarb pie! I want my congressional majority!”
Granny C: “Now you listen here, Sonny! You had your congressional majority, and what did you do with it?”
Republican Boy: . . . .
Granny C: “You didn’t use it, you left it out in the rain, and it rusted. And now you’re upset?”
Republican Boy: “But, I . . .”
Granny C: “Ah-ah-ah-ah! Don’t be a snivelling little brat. Do you want to turn out like monkyboy? Do you?”
Republican Boy: “No, Granny C.”
Granny C: “Well, then. Eat your pie.”
Republican Boy: “Granny C?”
Granny C: “Yes, Republican Boy.”
Republican Boy: “May I have some ice cream on that?”
mmmm pie.
I always liked Granny. She knows the deal.
I’m with you, Sarge. Granny’s the shiznit.
Granny’s wise. The only time I’ve seen her stern was when the children forgot themselves and threw a fit.
Granny C: “You didn’t use it, you left it out in the rain, and it rusted. And now you’re upset?”
Republican Boy: “I used it too much, and now I’m going blind.”
Lessons learned over pie and ice cream…those won’t be forgotten.
Pelosi Pie? Raven Pie! Raving Lunatic! or San Francisco treat? A tale of adventure, of deception, betrayal, redemption, folly, love, and victory!
Adventure: War in Iraq (should be won already)
Deception: WMD’s? (they ran well with that…)
Betrayal: FOLEY!
Redemption: Joe Lieberman (good for him)
Folly: Lincoln Chafee (who’s gonna miss him??)
Love: Republican Man-Boy Love (see Betrayal above)
Victory! In Tennessee, Ford Lost…you’re welcome. If the count goes well in VA and MT, it will be the second time we’ve saved your butts…
TW basic53…or, ‘back to’ for Republicans. I’m sure there are 53 changes that can be made for the better…
As a conservative-libertarian, I couldn’t be more pleased at these results. A few seats shifted Left would have been a bad thing. A landslide sets the tone for the next two years, has the Kos freaks looking over their paranoid shoulders, puts the onus on the Left’s historically failed policies all over again, and rearranges the pieces in preparation for ‘08, easily the most important presidential election ever.
The Democrats are preparing to crap all over this country and that’s sadly what it needs to make it clear its head before ‘08.
Yep folks, this one’s for all the marbles. We need to know who we’re in bed with. I’s not pretty but it’s required.
By drawing a clear line between Leftard ranting, hatred, and mental illness on the one hand, and the failure of the Republican Party on the other, Rick Moran says it best. These two phenomena must be kept separate in the minds of all Americans, and this midterm is just the way to do it:
It’s been war, folks, for a long time. War is the name of this game and war is what we’re going to have to get damn used to from here on out. Not war the way the liars, cheats, thieves, and fearful malcontents on the left wage it against principle and reason. But war for the survival of those values and the survival and prosperity they bring.
The Left’s twisted ideology is set in place and it is clearly based on mass hysteria and denial. Give it to them and let them hang by it.
Either we learn to get our act together, out it, and oppose it effectively, or we perish.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaw!
– I sincerely hope that the Left continues to believe this was an electorate “mandate” for their Socialistic ideology. If they just do that, along with all the other clown car actions in Congress they should be willing to dive into, we will be in very sound shape by ‘08, particularly if the Reps are smart enough to see the handwriting on the wall, get back to acting like Republicans, and start listening to the wishes of the mainstream voters. Sans those two occurances, everything is up for grabs.