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Yeah, monky, but that’s already part of the joke, see?
Too subtle?
We’ll see.
Watching the neocons little cardboard fortress fold in the monsoon…I can’t help but think you guys need to work in MacArthur Park somehow:
MacArthur’s Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don’t think that I can take it
‘Cause it took so long to bake it
And I’ll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Of all of the despicable, lying, misrepresentations that you have be-shat upon this site, none is more heinous, more cowardly, more gutterish than presenting… MacArthur’s Park!!!
May you burn in hell for ALL ETERNITY!!!
my ears…..my ears…..pity me…
The Democrats may win Congress on Tuesday. Maybe not, Monkyboy. That doesn’t mean that we’re going to stop. It’ll just mean that we get to be funnier.
Also, stop mixing your cakefortressy metaphors.
Because nothing works like a loamy mixture of peat moss and cow manure to make fecund the grassy fields of comedy like…
Democrats In Charge!
When no plan becomes no action mixed with stolid, earnest phrases to “do something.”
Coming soon: the 10 DVD set…
Democrat control of Congress? Not the least scary two words to associate with that eventuality are these: Imputed Income.
You guys just can’t handle the truth…
The Democrats have always been funnier than the Republicans!
As proof, I offer up Nancy Pelosi’s theme video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMN9yKQIk2w
– Speaking of Nancy, where is her pointed little head these days? She seems to be conspicuously absent from the campaign trail, along with her cohort in stupid, Reid. Pretty bad when you have to hide so you don’t completely dash your candidates chances.
– Too bad for the Dembulbs, somebody didn’t chain Kerry to his desk….
Never fear. Pelosi will chew through her ropes, climb out a window and procede to insert her big fat liberal foot into her yap on national televsion sometime this weekend.
NOBODY puts baby in a corner.
– “The Capitol Bureau Chief of the paper denies Hatches denial, saying “we know he said it.”
– These guys are slow. you have to tape and vid everything when you’re around Lefturds. they have very selective memories…..
The fact that neither Nancy, Harry nor Teddy Bear have been particularly visible actually speaks to the Jovian gap of political acuman between then and the french one. Kerry couldn’t carry any of their briefcases as a political operator. That’s why he and the other acuman retard, Al Gore, should never have been making apprearances with candidates. Imagine if the Goron had made his “cigarette smoke contributes to global warming” crack at a Bob Casey rally rather than the UN, there would have been a wonderful kerfuffle.
But, then again, we have Ted Stevens…
But, then again, we have Ted Stevens…
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa….Cardins never heard of the Patriot Act…. Steel, and the black caucus is cleaning Cardins clock…. stay tuned….I don’t think Obama can save his ass…..
Sure we can: Do you consider yourself a dependant socialist, monkyspunk?
BBH.
Please explain above. (?)
I can handle the truth…the rank odor of the discharge from your vagina, on the other hand, is testing me.
…. Cardin was asked during his debate with Steele about how he feels concerning the Patriot act…. His response…
“….Ummmm…. well….ummm…. the Patriot act… well….ummmm…..that was….that was before my time in Congress…. it….ummm….it came before my term so I can’t really say much about it….”
– Problem is he’s been in congress for TWENTY years…. He looked the complete fool…. Steele looks like Ronald Reagan, debating Jimmah Cartah…. Nothing but net….
Hehe,
Lighten up, CT.
We’re all patriots here.
– I’m thinking Steele’s people will get that choice political “stuck on stupid” moment into an TV spot by sometime this evening… Too much….
F’in’-A, monky! You’ve just ruined a perfectly good joke.
Thanks.
Hehe, sorry, dan.
So, is Bush gonna sentence Saddam to running Iraq again on Monday?
Now that would be a Novemeber surprise!
BTW – Haggerts wheels are coming off – He now admits he bought drugs, which he claims he threw away without taking any, and that he did hire a series of massages from the hotel Jones worked at, but still claims he never had sex with Jones. Jones for his part, having failed one lie detector test, is scheduled for two more. He claims he had an ongoing sexual relationship with Haggerty for 3 years.
– I question the timing….. Heh….
– St. Louis Poll Worker….
“I know that’s not Mrs. Gardners signiture, because she was my next door neighbor, and she’s dead.”
– The Dems just can’t slip anything by these eagle eyed people…..
There’s no such thing as sex.
Maybe not, ahem, but the Republicans are certainly giving a new meaning to the term “Banana Republic.”
MB-
No surprises for you on Wednesday.
You’ll still wake up being an asshole.
Hehe, RCT,
If that’s the case, I better stay away from any Banana Republicans…
Hehe,MB,
Let’s see.
We have smug.
We have arrogance.
And then, we have stupid.
Yep—textbook definition leftard.
Thanks for playing.
Good-looking site. Congratulations.