What? North Korea announces plans to test nuclear device? Well, yeah.
But that’s not what I’m writing about. You can get that at TWS or NRO. You know that internet rule, where you don’t write about something that really upsets you till you’ve calmed down? I’ve tried, for 48 wrenching hours, but I’m still upset. No, what’s bugging me is that T-mobile isn’t going to renew its contract with Catherine Zeta-Jones. I have no opinion regarding the service, but the sheer genius of having the words “Get more” pour out of her big, pouty lips–it just never got old.
I feel melancholy. Scarlett Johannson will someday get old, and never know what her ass meant to me.
To the column of “Life’s Not Fair” add the fact that Angelina Jolie is going to be allowed to portray Dagny Taggart. When I try to merge those two images, my brain shuts down.
I feel that I will live through the great Catherine Zeta-Jones scandal of aught six.
On the other hand, I was scheduled to leave for North Korea this Friday but the trip was cancelled last month.
Kim Jong Il will someday get old, and never know what his ass meant to me.
T-mobile isn’t going to renew its contract with Catherine Zeta-Jones?
How will she call Mike?
OK, I admit it, I’m out of the loop. I don’t watch movies, unless they just happen to come on TV in whatever hotel I’m in(I travel for work). Having said that,
Scarlett who?
Scarlett Jackie Paisley Passey: I think everything necessary’s provided there at that link I’ve given you, Lonevoice.
– Well I’m not exactly inexperienced when it comes to things sexual, and I promise I’ll do the best I can to excite your gall bladder, if we can just do the appropriate nasty things on the more prominent parts of your anatomy first. Deal?
– As far as the brain is concerned, you’re perfectly at liberty to recite the Gettysburg address while I’m hard at it, if it flosts your boat.
– Other than that, I’m not into the kidney’s thing, not that there’s anything wrong with that. After all, just how horny can an OBGYN be after a full day at the office. As compensation, I could introduce you to McGehee, in which case all your body parts would be safe, except for your ear hair.
Scarlett was just named Esquire magazine’s Sexiest Woman Alive.
But I think I can help Lonevoice out.
After all, it’s all about people helping people, isn’t it?
tw: distance38. I wouldn’t be surprised.
She’s wanting a date with Hannibal Lecter?
TW: hell13
Me: … stfu
At my regular gig, I noted the irony of the brain remark juxtaposed against her admitted (in the same story) inability to spell.
Sure, but there’s more to the human brain than just spelling. (Witheld can probably share a few wrods on that subject with us.) I’m sure that Scarlett does lots of stuff with her brain, like… well, lots I’m sure.
Sure, but there’s more to the human brain than just spelling. (Witheld can probably share a few wrods on that subject with us.) I’m sure that Scarlett does lots of stuff with her brain, like… well, lots I’m sure.
Splits atoms, I’m sure…
Brains vs. Beauty…
The hell with brains.
To be fair, Scarlett has been known to read a book. Nothing wrong with it.
tw: suddenly26. I think I’d have to be.
Now, did she read it, or did she just look at the pictures? Not that there’s anything wrong with that…
TW: You38?
Me: No, me 43, now that you finally decided to stop guessing and just ask.
Interesting. I did a post about Scarlett myself recently.
Not sure, Dan, how comfortable I am with an old fella like yourself digging a nubile 21 year old. That’s just a little creepy. I hope you haven’t been IMing her.
These days, that’s just askin’ for trouble.
Clearly, Dan has not been IMing her, or he would already have IMed what her ass meant to him.
Unless this is all just a cover, in which case I am very uncomforatble with the idea that Dan has not shared her IM address with the rest of us.
As for Melissa’s linked post, truer words were never written.
Karl,
I’m figuring (snort) that Ms. Scarlett is the perfect post-modern Feminist. She seems so proud of her mammaries. And why not?
OK, now I know who she is.
She IS a cutie…
Well, if we can help even one person become acquainted with ScarJo, I feel like we’ve accomplished something.
Speaking of feeling, has everyone seen the video of Scarlett getting her breast groped by Isaac Mizrahi at the Golden Globes? It’s what made that red dress famous.
At least he can take her to a bar when they go out instead of Chuck E. Cheese, and when they go back to her place afterwards, he won’t have to say ‘hi’ to her folks before carrying her off to her bedroom.
TW: square
Me: *sigh*
I looked at every page on that site you posted, so, uh, yeah.
How does that Rod Stewart song go?
Some gays have all the luck…
The fact that she’s living with Josh Hartnett doesn’t mean she might not dig an older dude.
The video link is a direct link to a different site. Always good to have backup.
Holy cow! She was 18 when that was made? And Murray is even older than me… and uglier too.
What were they thinking?