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You Can’t Please Your Mother [Melissa]

Two Weeks Ago:

Mom: “You know, honey, you should probably find some other interests. It’s not healthy sitting at the computer all the time.”

Me: “I don’t sit at the computer all the time.”

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Yesterday:

Mom: “Has it really been since Saturday that you’ve blogged?”

Me: “I’ve been busy, Ma.”

5 Replies to “You Can’t Please Your Mother [Melissa]”

  1. Dan Collins, aka UnderGawd says:

    Probably the reason nobody’s responded, Melissa, is that we hold that truth to be self-evident.  On the other hand, send the chinsiest (is that rascist?) card, and it makes her day.  Go figure.

  2. Melissa says:

    Thanks Dan, for your kind words. Boring post. I know.

    You know, sometime you hit it out of the park (I have yet to do so). Sometimes you hit a nice solid base hit. Sometimes you bunt and barely make first. Sometimes you hit a foul ball that gets lots of attention. If you really want to get cheers and jeers, though, collide in center field and drop the ball.

  3. Dan Collins, aka UnderGawd says:

    Moms are always an interesting subject, in and of themselves.  I think about it a lot, because mine is slowly losing her memory, and with it her mind.  When we’re losing someone that way, into the distance we have to tell them as often as we can that we that we love them, louder and louder as the distance grows, until we’re shouting.

  4. OHNOES says:

    Ah, dear old ma…

    collide in center field and drop the ball.

    Like Nishi?

  5. Melissa says:

    OHNOES,

    I didn’t want to name names. But if the shoe fits….

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