From ABC’s The Blotter:
A senior al Qaeda commander allegedly tied to the London airplane bomb plot has been arrested in Pakistan, Pakistani intelligence and law enforcement officials have told ABC News. Matiur Rehman, one of the most wanted men in Pakistan, is known to have met with the alleged plot ringleader Rashid Rauf, according to the officials.
Rehman’s capture could provide the most important leads in months to the whereabouts of Al Qaeda’s top two leaders, Osama bin Laden and Ayman al Zawahiri. Rehman was believed to be in frequent contact with Zawahiri.
Rehman was taken into custody in the southern Punjab city of Bawalpur, the same town where alleged London plot ringleader Rashid Rauf was arrested last week. ABC News saw a copy of the police report on Rehman, with an attached copy of his photo.
Pakistani officials told ABC News earlier that 29-year Rehman was known to be planning a terror spectacular to mark the fifth anniversary of the 9/ll attacks, and the London plot may have been it.
I question the timing of this report, which I think we can all agree is but a thinly-veiled homophobic hit piece on one of the last true conservatives left who is willing to question the Masonic reach of the Bushco cabal—a conspiratorial web of multicultural intrigue, if this story is to be believed, that now includes Pakistani officials, ABC news, and a senior al Qaeda commander (note: it occurs to me that he could be a CIA / MI5 plant; keep an eye on Juan Cole for breaking details!) along with MI5, the CIA, the NSA, Bushco, Blair, the British press, and, of course, the Jews (but only the evil Likudnik kind; the Kibbutzy kind with the sandals still dig peace).
All of whom greatly fear Ned Lamont’s worldwide impact, evidently. And dislike gays.
BUT BE WARNED, YOU VAST RIGHTWING CROSS-IDEOLOGICAL CABAL, THAT ANDREW SULLIVAN IS ON TO YOU!
HATERS!
(h/t Major John)

Behold the power of this fully operational Vast Right Wing Conspiracy……………..
TW: Husband
What? I got nuttin’!
What are you on about with the Masons? Are we supposed to be tied in with Bush too?
I have such trouble keeping track.
Potential responses for the loonie left (which evidently includes Sullivan):
1. “Yeah, but they still haven’t gotten Osama bin Laden!
2. It’s no big deal, someone else will just take his place.
Bonus points to Andy if he can work both of them into the same post.
TW: Upon further reflection, double bonus points if he works them into the same paragraph.
I think you’re letting “the Kibbutzy kind with the sandals” off too easily. They’re secretly in league with Likud.
tw: europe (as in “you rope a dope”)
Yeah, well I question the timing of your questioning of the timing.
It’d be just like a paste-eating Bushco lover to try and make the reality based community think you’re one of them by questioning the timing.
And at a time like this no less.
I find the thought that, at this very moment, Pakistani security officials may very well be using UN banned interrogation techniques or, gulp, torture on Mr. Rehman nardsmackingly vile. It fills me with sphincter-ache that Mr. Rehman may be receiving less that full Geneva Conventions protections. What kind of world do we live in where a brown person can’t engineer the vicous, unprovoked murder of thousands of innocents without being brutally tortured? So much sphincter-ache so nardsmackingly vile I.Just.Can’t.Stand.It.
Let me be clear that by nardsmackingly vile I mean super awsome and by sphincter-ache I mean pure, unadulterated joy.
Don’t forget the media because that CNN poll that shows Lieberman with a double digit lead in voter support can be real.
TW: mayber he isn’t selling, maybe he’s using
Jeff’s just phoning it in now. Inputting the news aricles into the AutoRantic Moonbat bot, and c&ping the rant.
tw: I sense a lack of exerberance…
HOMOPHOBEOPHOBE!!!!
tw: exuberance
He took Alex Jones seriously; by comparison, his adoption of the PNAC theme represents progress. Though veiled anti-Semitism is still funny as hell from someone who is trafficking in gay victimhood these days.
Oh. Why didn’t we just invade Andrew Sllivans ass!?
Hey, back off! After all, he’s not “endorsing” the theory that the
Jewsneocons wanted to bust up Iraq just for the hell of it. He’s just “airing” it. Big difference.You know, I just got an email from long-time reader Ellis Ellenton, and I love how he recaps Glenn Greenwald’s timely Salon piece on this matter, adding that his homophobic detractors won’t answer the substance of his argument regarding allegedly falsified photographs of an alleged conflict in an alleged country.
I hate blotter.
Mushroom’s are so much cleaner and smoother.
Well, except for the extraneous apostrophes.
The obvious invasion problem brought up by Rusty involves the issues surrounding being an occupying power. Being resented and embraced simultaneously. Plus the rules of engagement could get messy… then there is the need to outfit the entire military in the appropriate body armor and the whole risk vs. reward problem.
I’d say even the adventurist Bushco Brokeback cowboy chickenhawks would have to decline.
A good friend of mine and I were looking at some work when I looked up the hill and saw this huge (talk about disproportionate response) nude bronze statue of Mercury or some other guy with winged feet in the motor court of an estate…. I said “geez, who puts that thing in their motorcourt?” My gay friend answers: “some homo obviously” He is such a hater.
I’m trying to figure out if I’ve got selective homophobia…. like their are some gay people I meet where I just go “eeeeewwww”.
I think so. I have that same response with some Jews, some Blacks and some Christians. Weird. They don’t even have to be gay for me to dislike them and to mock them…. help me understand my disease. I am a victim here.
KNIGHTSTEMPLARPHOBE!!!!!!
Screw blotter (unless you can get it right after it is dipped), liquid or gel is the way to go. As for mushrooms, I like to know where you are getting mushrooms that don’t make your stomache hurt and give you mud butt.
Two alternatives:
1. The neocon cabal is so powerful and excellent and competent (all this just for Lieberman – imagine what they could do for something that MATTERED) that it controls not just the media, not just politics and government, but for all intents and purposes reality itself (and our only chance would be if we had a guy blowing things up and throwing knives in super-slo mo while wearing a weird ceramic-looking mask and hugging Natalie Portman, but we don’t, plus maybe even then, so game over);
OR
2. Islamists worldwide mean what they’ve been saying – all over the world, over and over, world with or without end, amen (or not) – and we should be thankful we’ve got countless security agencies in multiple countries looking out for our worthless asses, and doing pretty well so far, but don’t count on our luck holding out forever.
Tough to decide which is more likely true, or most nearly true, I know, but…
EITHER WAY
Whose side would you rather be on?
TW: between: Not sure there is one let me know if you find it.
TW2 (post-preview): bring: (you know the rest)
I read the title and wondered who grabbed Musharraf. Is that bad?
29? 29?! At his age, I was an unemployed database administrator.
I hate overachievers.
Mind you, we have to question the timing because the Bush Administrations is so adept at hiding our quagmire driven losses in Iraq. Sure, they are 1/5th of the total number of Americans that died in 2005 from drunk driving but you can’t look tough on defending Americans from terrorism by trying to take drunks off the street. Besides, Ted Kennedy wouldn’t stand for it.
’Phobe’ indeed. You grecio-roman-ethnocentricist!
Oh wait, I condemn myself for not knowing the proper words in a non-english language that is not hebrew to express the above outrage. In advance.
I also condemn myself for not being fluid in any other language than the opressive Englysh. I’m such a languophobe!
Ack! further condemnations!
Only RiverCocytus would be fluid in a language. Though I imagine that would be fluid in ancient Greek as well.
I question the timing of the arrest in the Jon Benet Ramsey murder. Just as Big Media was finally starting to help push Ned Lamont and the anti-war agenda to the fore, here comes something to get Fox, CNN and MSNBC distracted for another three months just when the election is less than three months away!
What do you want to bet that Natalee Holloway’s body is discovered after an anonymous tip in October?. Karr, uh, I mean, Karl is undoubtedly behind all of this.
Turing Word: report, as in, Special Report!
I question the timing of ALL timing questioning. The timing questioning being just a pathetic attempt to change a subject back to a subject which had already been changed.
tw: all
All extremists should be lined up and shot.
Squid: I hear ya.
You know if you fellows would get a new Timex Marlin or other fine sport watch you could rest easy always knowing exactly what time it is no matter how rough and tumble the political action gets.
Timex: it takes a lickin’ and keeps on tickin’!
There would probably be room enough for all of us.
Who said that? wasn’t me, musta been someone using me as a sockpuppet!
Ahhh, I’d rather take dimmitude, thanks.
techie
Dude! You were served a “gimme”!
Andi wants a fricking husband… and is willing to risk anything to get his way.
T/W: her!
The T/W is apparently criticizing my choice of pronoun…
Um, I’ve spent a lot of time and money joining the cabal (not to mention enduring all those bizarre rituals) so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t forget me in your list, okay?
You thought those rituals were bizarre?
[…]
Why is everybody looking at me like that?
I think we can question the timing of some of Andy and Co. assumptions re: bomb making supplies now.
Weeelll, sorta. It really depends on the mushrooms. Back in the early 70’s, I had a quarter pound block of freeze dried mushrooms that I was told were the best in the world, and could only be found in a certain part of Mexico. They cost $350, which back then was huge bucks.
I’m not sure about the origin of the story, but I have to tell you, I had about thirty people at my door every morning before 7:00 AM asking if I had anything in my freezer. Other than Psilosinn (?), I have never seen anything closer to pure (fill in the blank).
Unfortunately, I never came down.
AND THAT’S WHY I HATE FUCKING LIGHTERS AT ROCK CONCERTS!!!
psylocybin
TW: states, as in all 50, mental