oatmeal: “Just so you know, if I ever taste like licorice? That’s probably because the previous night’s Sambuca shots have repeated on me again. Which means you’ll want to walk away from the bowl and go have yourself a muffin or something.
“Trust me on this one.”
For the record, whoever is performing as “Krazy Kat” in the previous thread tried posting as “Jeff Goldstein” on Sister Toldjah’s site.
Not sure who the mystery guest is, but the IP resolves to U of Oregon.
Probably a coincidence.
Meanwhile, an update on my status: I hope to be back blogging full time in the next 3-4 days.
I will check in periodically and provide you with these types of posts so that if you want, you can shoot the shit, post links, converse about the news of the day, etc., while I’m off trying to sell a kidney on the black market.
You gotta do what you gotta do, right?
U of O huh? I guess someone decided to pay a visit to the library at the college, and tried to pretend she was someone else. Cute. You would think she would have gone somewhere a little bit less obvious, but then that would require her to not be batshit crazy in the first place.
I just love how she is continuing to dig that hole of hers. Even dogs don’t shit where they eat…or amadillos.
TW: The Church of Liberalism’s best and brightest is on display now in Eugene, oregon.
This is why I have locks on my kitchen cabinets.
Keeps the oatmeal from wandering…..
Dr. Demented has now been officially promoted from troll to Balrog.
Just to keep you updated.
tw: things that go bump in the dark.
I didn’t listen to the bowl of Oat Bran porridge I made for my dinner. It tasted of curiously strong sugar-free altoid chewing gum with xlitol.
You don’t need the Ducks’ IP to nail this one–the writing style can’t be duplicated.
Holy Cats!!! Check this out. Aside from the fact that the U of O is in Eugene, and we all know she is looking for work and probably trolling around the campus today with a plan to apply there before the Fall semester, check out this class she used to teach there before they booted her and she blackmailed them. This is listed on the U of O site.
Meth! She is obviously teaching, or was teaching, the class from first hand knowledge. The way she is raving and carrying on and being so paranoid is due to the probability that she is a tweaker. It all makes perfect sense now. Whatever underlying mental instability she had/has will be amplified by the use of meth. With the loss of her job, her home, her lover, her family and friends, as well as any semblance of credibility she had in the academic community, she is probably back on a major bender and raging out of her mind. I recommend she take a good look at herself based on what she was teaching and check in somewhere before she really does something stupid.
TW:Even the Liberals are done with her.
Jeff, where kidneys are concerned, you gotta deal with the Chinese as brokers. They’re the pros. Lots of experience. But they’ll try to get you on an option on the second kidney. Watch it, dude.
TW: under. As in “Say, Deb? Is that you living under that bridge?”
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.
– Henry David Thoreau
Hosedragger, isn’t the course title an abbreviation of “research methods”?
Balrog…I like it.
Does this mean Jeff will return as Goldstein the White? Because the old t-shirt does appear to be a dingy gray.
P.S.: Man, did the Braves screw the pooch this weekend. Ah well…15 years would have been ridiculous anyway.
or “methodology”, or somesuch?
That’s what you’d expect with any other lecturer.
Oh sure…pee in my oatmeal why don’t you. Besides…”methodology” doesn’t work for my hypothesis.
TW: It appears that this time ‘twas I that was to miss the boat.
Hey, an Evilpundit sighting! Hurray.
That’s just *asparagus*, Hosedragger. Please.
Oatmeal? I use Oat Bran instead. But when it starts to talk to me I stir in a teaspoon of peanut butter. That really shuts it up. The gooey peanut butter sticks to its mouth and prevents it from annoying me.
Hi, Sarah! Good to see you’re blogging again—I hadn’t checked for a while. I’m having a period of writer’s block myself.
Too much mush to work through, huh? Just keep it real and it’ll be fine.
Evil Pundit,
I don’t know, “research meth” sounds like drug experimentation to me, and it would explain a lot.
Seriously Stogie, she taught methods and statistics type classes.
Her disinhibition feature of her illness is made worse by something she is using. I’m guessing it’s alcohol since she talks about drinking a lot.
Ah, come on, you can’t make a Balrog out of a Troll~! Anyways, this was a demotion. More like Troll to Orc. At least trolls still get to live under a bridge…
tw {used above}
SaraW:
Which is that:
Talks a lot about drinking
or
Talks about a lot of drinking
or
Talks a lot about a lot of drinking
TW:your choice (This thing is scary.)
Oatmeal and brown sugar – good combo. Oatmeal and maple syrup – nice. Oatmeal with a bit of warm milk and a bit of molasses – yes.
Talking oatmeal with liquor – bad. Just bad. Leads to sad, sodden mornings and Aunt Jemima waking up with a quaker’s hat on (see previous talking oatmeal post . . .).
What if the liquor is Kahlua?
You know, I never quite “got” the “coffee liqueur” concept. Are you trying to get drunk, or to sober up?
Drunk, but as alert as a meercat.
A thousand chimpanzees at a thousand typewriters…
Sure, first you mangle his foot, now you’re hawking his kidney, soon he’ll be a mere shell of himself…
Oh, okay. A combination of Don Knotts and Foster Brooks.
That’s not oatmeal talking, that’s puke!
Talk about interesting stuff…
Michelle Malkin sure is nice
I wonder what would have happened if it was his armadillo that was threatened?
Brrrr.
Made Malkin. Damn. I think Jeff would like better circumstances, but sometimes you have no choice but to take what you get.
Thanks “sockpuppet in training.” And try to be a little more original than Greenwald, OK?
Dammit! I always passed that stage!
TW: “There’s no such thing as area 51.
Ladies and gents … I am asking for your help. I have to write a political science paper on the relationship between terrorism and war, specifically, is war the best method for combatting terrorism, where war has been successful and unsuccessful at combating terrorism, and how the current situations in Iraq and Israel can be viewed through such a prism.
Now, there are many fine brains around here, and I wondered if any of you could direct me to some good analysis of said topics, so I can solidify the random thoughts floating around in my addled brain.
I had been searching for something from Jeff that was close to this topic, but could not find a really comprehensive post on same. I was actually really looking forward to citing proteinwisdom for this paper.
Any suggestions, links, etc … would be more than greatly appreciated.
TW : At times like this, I turn to the collective wisdom of the commentators at proteinwisdom.
If you want a good grade, say war is never the answer for anything, and that if we just love the terrorists enough, they’ll get forget their hatred, get on our wavelength and join us in our magic trip to Blisstonia.
I mean, unless you go to, like, Bob Jones or something.
Mac : I agree that would be the easiest way out. However, that is not the path I tend to take. Actually, the Prof. is a Croatian who made it through all of the bloodshed of their fighting, and though he leans to the left, he can be rational from time to time. I am the only student to the right of Kucinich in the class, so I have been the class contrarian for the summer term.
That hurts…that really,really hurts.
I just posted a column stating that the Liberal view that killing terrorists only makes more terrorists is bunk. Let’s look at that rationale. Terrorists like to kill. Their whole goal is to terrorize you until you capitulate to their whims. The more you give them what they want, the more they are shown that their violence works. Not killing them only allows them to continue. They will never think, “Gee, I killed and got what I wanted. I better stop now”. For the life of me, I will never understand how anyone can come up with that as a viable argument. You also can’t create more, as if they have the inclination in the first place, nothing is going to just put them over the edge. Rational and humane and logical people, who would never murder, don’t just snap out of nowhere. If that were the case, the streets of this country would be awash in vigilante justice as people who are victims of crime from petty theft to murder of loved ones, would suddenly be driven to terrorist acts towards those that wronged them. While it has happened on extremely rare occasions, you would be hard pressed to find them.
Terrorists only understand one thing. Violence. It is their strength, and when they are not confronted with their actions with a similar and equal reaction, they view you just as a school yard bully does: weak. You are easy pickings. Case in point, the way Al Qaeda views and taunted the U.S. after Clinton turned tail and ran, not to mention how the U.S. was viewed post Vietnam.
As for war having an effect on terrorism, just look at the current crisis in Israel. Hezbollahs leadership is pooping in their boots and saying they never imagined they wouold have to pay a price for their actions. Quaddaffi capitulated in the face of being the next leader over-thrown by the U.S. and turned in all his weapons. Our invasion of Afghanistan has sent the Taliban and Al Qaeda’s leadership on the run and created a democratically elected government in that country for the first time in their history, and although we are still in the middle of a huge mopping up operation in Iraq, they also are now self-governed with a new constitution in less time than it took our country as well as Japan and Germany post WWII.
You can not reason with nor negotiate with the terrorists. They are not a nation-state and therefore you cannot impose embargoes or other forms of boycotts. This leaves only the choice of appeasement or their total and complete destruction. You can do a real quick search to find out how many times in history appeasement worked. Let me give you a hint…NEVER. Ask Europe and Great Britain. All you have to do is think “Peace in Our Time”.
No matter what Liberals FEEL, the reality of the situation is the current terrorism that has gone on since the inception if the Muslim Brotherhood in the 1920’s is all religious driven. It is by people who want Jews irradicated from the planet and the entire world turned into a Dhimmified Shari’ah law islamic state and will stop at nothing to acheive that goal. When you have an enemy that views death as a reward and better than living, you have no other bargaining points to hold with them and are left with only one option: Total war until all those that oppose freedom capitulate themselves, or are destroyed trying.
I hope this helps you in your paper.
JD:
http://www.strategicstudiesinstitute.army.mil/pdffiles/PUB708.pdf
http://www.csis.org/
http://www.gao.gov/htext/d021021.html
Couple of starting points.
Chatting with your breakfast. Now that’s a sure sign you need to spend more time with Morpheus.
JD – Just go with NYT’s morning headline, and I’m sure your prof will get prominent wood:
“Israel invading hoards deliberately targeting Hezbollah freedom fightersâ€Â
– Brave Hezzi Soldiers shielding their wives and children with their bodies –
TW: Todays Israel/Lebanon war lecture – Goggles optional, wadders required.
So let me make sure I understand this correctly..
The Meth epidemic began in Oregon sometime around ‘92 and now Arizona is Meth breadbasket for the rest of the nation.
Dr.Demented launches into maniacal screeds like a Methed up piece of white trash, gets run out of Arizona and is now crawling back to Oregon…
And now she writes in nonsensical child-talk like Rosie Odonell does on her blog, yet another dyke Moonbat…..
Things are beginning to make sense oddly enough…there are still some missing pieces though.
We need to hear from some of her former students I think.
I’m doing a bit of research here and I think I can safely say that Frisch is currently at the 6th stage in this series of photos.
http://www.serenitylane.org/druginfo/methamphetamine.html#methstory
Jeff!
There’s an article based on online threats towards high-profile people.
http://www.philly.com/mld/inquirer/news/editorial/15160660.htm
You may be in good luck thanks to the author’s info.
“Title 18 of the U.S. Code, states: “Whoever transmits in interstate or foreign commerce any communication containing any threat to kidnap any person or any threat to injure the person of another, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than five years, or both.””
You have nothing to worry about until the oatmeal begins to pulsate. Or, more accurately, appears to pulsate.
You’re sure that wasn’t absinthe? You’re sure that was oatmeal?
JD, try Strategy Page, Steven Den Beste or Victor Davis Hanson.
There’s no point reading the published words of the terrorists themselves, since our innalekshul betters will just tell you those foolish little brown people never really mean the rhetoric they spout…
I could have sold my kidney? I just gave it away. Why didn’t you folks tell me?
Now what else do I have that I can sell?
I’ve personally found that if you have just one lung, it makes you take very good care of the one that remains.
Wow! It boggles the mind to think that someone could manage to be on meth for ten years.
TW: Medical. Uh. Yeah.
Sambuca? I don’t care for it so much. It makes my vomit taste weird.
T/W It will be a while before I drink that shit again.
And that it took eight years for her to look literally like death warmed over.
Those Meth montages are pretty sad. But I hate them as the horror show is always used by the good-hearted and hysterical to pass stupid laws.
Now even the drippiest cold victim cannot buy a box of Sudafed without facing a sort of Spanish Inquisition.
FWIW, I don’t think Frisch needs meth to bring the crazy. No doubt she’s a boozer, but it’s probably just a crazy lubricant. She’s not wired up right.
TW: Hate to be a spoilsport broken record, but in case there is any confusion, she didn’t teach any course about methamphetamine.
Hmmm.. I suppose it’s too early in the morning to start trolling for Frisch, especially after a four-day bender.
Oregonzo-inspired Haiku
mind decays alone
red rage beams from finger tips
keyboard stabs through wires
Oregano can do that to you?
Thank God she hasn’t tried experimenting with cloves.
Yeah, it’s completely insane. When I go to a drugstore to pick up a prescription, they don’t even ask for ID. Try to buy some Sudafed, it’s like being booked into the city lock-up or something. Not that I’d know anything about that, of course…
Thank God we don’t have a Meth problem in WV.
Not.
It’s a damn shame that a guy can’t see a decent looking stripper anymore. The gaunt features and constant twitching bearly musters an erection.
I find corkscrewing a tissue into each nostril before making the Sudafed purchase discourages most pushback.
Having a big loogie ready for proof never hurts either. The darker the better. FYI.
Who’s hungry?
Ewwwww
Alpuccucino come here … right now
Sorry. Be gentle.
The meth heads here in SoCal? Take a drive at 1:00am, they are the people walking the streets at this time scratching their arms and talking to trash cans….
Holy smokes. Sorry to bring up the crazy this morning, but much as I enjoy a good grinder on the freeway…kinda my occupation, I had to make my morning visit to the nut farm and see how the Frisching was. It is even more crazy than ever. She even tells someone she is seriously considering “Ramseying” him. She has dropped the amount she wants from Jeff down to 25G’s, but is pissed that people are donating to his legal fund and wants all of that. While she is constantly asking for legal advice, everyone is telling her she hasn’t a chance and to drop it. She is in total delusional frenzy about how she is going to earn a big payday from all the crazy.
However, that isn’t the big CCFCCP part.
She has gone into full Frisch speak, and there is hardly a discernable word written in the Queen’s English. There is some rambling post aledgedly written by her long suffering dog that sounds like a veiled “note” that is almost impossible to understand due to Frisch speak, and the other, more rambling note where she is talking about suing any and all people that have ever uttered her name, is awash in it.
This is beyond entertaining over there. It is just plain off the hook. However, the thing to really take away from the two latest posts are that they are no longer just alluding to violence, she has actually made direct and unmistakable threats.
If anyone was going to act from the legal stand point on this issue, I recommend sooner rather than later.
Oh…and a real bummer is that apparently once you sign up, you no longer get the TW words. Bummer.
Unless you log out.
I dunno. I get the TW words. I’m using the latest version of Firefox (whatever the last update was, not the current Beta) and I never sign out and always get a TW. Maybe Jeff just doesn’t trust me.
Never quite got the whole freedom fighter thing! If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire what exactly are freedom fighters fighting?
Tighty whities.
You Think Imma Yokin peeps? Hombra’s! Dondar Mustur Muy TaKillYa and Meffamffedameens?
(Ouch…I do not recomend attempting Frisch speech, it is mind numbing).
Look at this map…
http://www.house.gov/larsen/meth/pdf/1003meth_spread.pdf
Frisch is like some sort of leathery skinned Crazed Meth Head on her 7th year of Meth addiction, (Referance photo ‘May ‘86’’
http://www.serenitylane.org/druginfo/methamphetamine.html#methstory
and wakes up everyday and forces herself back up into the hairy ass she has created that could have remained as ONLY her online persona, but was actually Soooo Wakked out on bathtub crank that combined with her already ‘Disenfrischised’Moonbat persona she actually believed she could roll over a room full of her intellectual betters.
Trust me…it’s the Meth.
The Sweaty Betty
Fill a chilled wineglass with Sambuca.
Place a plastic drinking straw in the Sambuca.
Light the Sambuca on fire.
Drink the Sambuca before the straw melts.
You are Welcome.
My bowl of oatmeal talked too much, so I strangled it.
Does that make me a cereal killer?