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a haiku that, for no reason whatsoever, imagines Don Henley as the lead singer of NWA

Desperado, why

don’t you come to your senses

and shake yo’ bitch ass!

45 Replies to “a haiku that, for no reason whatsoever, imagines Don Henley as the lead singer of NWA”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Sorry.  Just listened to Commodores and needed to unburden myself.

  2. JWebb says:

    Don Henley IS the lead singer for NWA. I’ve got the Adnan Hajj photos to prove it.

  3. wishbone says:

    “Sail On” or “Brickhouse”?

    Both were useful back seat songs in my day.  It all depended on the mood.

  4. KM says:

    I know that you got your reasons.

  5. Sue says:

    I think I like my haiku better.

    I AM AMERICA!

    Tie my hands behind

    my back then throw me into

    a fight, I’ll still win.

    P.S. Do haiku’s have titles?

    Always a morning and evening read for this site, for me.

  6. BoZ (O.G.) says:

    and shake yo’ bitch ass! <—crunk

    and wet that devil. <—gangsta

  7. Sue says:

    Sorry, don’t speak that foreign language.  I am only bilingual and both of the languages I speak are not what’s above.

  8. George Carlin says:

    Shit, Piss ,Fuck

    Cunt, Cocksucker

    Motherfucker and Tits

  9. Sue says:

    I see the children have come out to “play”.  Sorry, I’m too old to play.  Bye

  10. Jeff Goldstein says:

    “Easy Like Sunday Morning.”

  11. Hosedragger says:

    So there I was…naked…on the couch…doin the Polka…

  12. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Don’t know much of their stuff, but I like what I know, strMark.

  13. lunarpuff says:

    “Sail On” or “Brickhouse”?

    Wishbone, is that “Sail On” from the Beach Boys?

    Starting in Holland?

    Oh, Dear God have I have found a true fan?

    Please, do not tease.

    But sometimes you can tease. Just not about this.

  14. wishbone says:

    Lunar–

    That’s “Sail On” from the Commodores.

    Sorry, I’m not familiar with the Beach Boys tune you mention.

    As for my true “faness”–it’s these guys.

  15. Sean M. says:

    What, no seasonal reference?

  16. CraigC says:

    Well, I’m standing on a corner in Winslow, Arizona

    I’m such a fine sight to see

    Its a Crip, my lord, in a flatbed Ford

    Slowindown to take a shot at me

  17. lunarpuff says:

    Darn it, I got exctied for a second there!

    I don’t remember that from the Commodores.

  18. Karl says:

    … and lunarpuff, I saw the Boys as far back as ‘79 or so, and have seen Brian Wilson thrice.

    Coincidentally, the final three words of Tuesday’s post for the site I help with are “columnated ruins domino.”

  19. awl says:

    correct, Karl. Off of “Holland”. Not to be confused with Commodores’ “Sail On” dreck.(I liked a lot of Commodores stuff earlier).

  20. lunarpuff says:

    Correct Karl.

    I have seen the Beach Boys in a few of their incarntations. But not in 1979.

    But that particular comment was all about Brian Wilson. And his concert at UCLA. The good tickets are already on Ebay.

    Soooo, Karl are you in LA?

  21. lunarpuff says:

    Gosh, that comment looks creepy, which was totally not my intention.

    It’s just if I convince an ebay seller to break up the tickets, I pay alot more.

  22. Karl says:

    It didn’t strike me as creepy.  I’m in Chicago (though my server is in L.A.) Saw Brian’s second-ever solo show after he released Imagination, which included all of Pet Sounds.  Sixth row, right by Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins.  Saw Smile twice.

    tw: cost. Really.

  23. dog8myhmwk says:

    A great haiku is a sophisticated use of contrasting imagery which paints a mental picture – a compact, but meaningful expression of thought.

    This is to poetry what “craft shows” are to art.

    My eyes filled with tears when I read it.

  24. Karl says:

    Bedtime for me.  Good Vibrations. In a non-creepy way.

  25. lunarpuff says:

    It didn’t strike me as creepy.  I’m in Chicago (though my server is in L.A.) Saw Brian’s second-ever solo show after he released Imagination, which included all of Pet Sounds.  Sixth row, right by Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins.  Saw Smile twice.

    Karl, I am hopelessly, madly in love with you. Billy Corgan is second only to Brian Wilson. Eddie Van Halen is next after Billy, but several notches down.

    I only saw Smile once, but it was at Disney Hall and I am immediately going to ascend to cloud 9 just writing this. And I chatted with Van Dyke on one of the breaks.

    And now my cheeks are just going to split, because you can only smile like this for so long..

    Thanks. grin

  26. Jeff Lebowski says:

    I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man.

  27. Scott in OC says:

    Former Commodore

    slaps Don Henley’s ugly grill

    I’m Lionel Richie, bitch!

  28. Hosedragger says:

    But Lunar….Karl doesn’t wear a uniform.  I’m jealous.  I’m taking my pike pole and going home

  29. Attila Girl says:

    You can’t mess with a girl’s fandom, man. Give it up.

  30. Pablo says:

    Watchword for the day: JOEMENTUM!

  31. Che Che says:

    My eyes filled with tears when I read it.

    There, there, honey.  It will be all right.  Come here and let me hold you.

  32. dog8myhmwk says:

    Gosh, Che Che, guess I’m going to have to say NO to that at this point in time, son.

    TW: You can take a number or a hike.

  33. Rusty says:

    chillin’ in da hood

    at da hotel california

    bust a cap in ya

  34. Isn’t Don Henley the anti-Brian Wilson?

  35. me says:

    Northwest Airlines is a band?

  36. Karl says:

    Yep, NWA flies straight ouuta Compton.

  37. Jim in KC says:

    NWA, huh?  Don’t matter, just don’t bite it.

    Glad to see some other Beach Boys fans around.  It’s hard to believe just how much the Beatles blow until you listen to some Beach Boys.

  38. Meg Q says:

    Yep, NWA flies straight ouuta Compton.

    Thanks, Karl. For some reason (I’m very hormonal right now, maybe that’s why?), that made me laugh harder than anything else in this thread, or that I’ve seen in a while.

    Glad to see some other Beach Boys fans around.  It’s hard to believe just how much the Beatles blow until you listen to some Beach Boys.

    Hey, hey, hey. Don’t be mean. cool smirk

    P.S. Rusty wins best in show.

  39. dwa says:

    Uh, I think maybe you have Chuck D confused with somebody, hell anybody, else.

    Just saying

  40. dwa says:

    oops, ignore what I just said, I was clearly not in my right mind.

  41. lunarpuff says:

    But Lunar….Karl doesn’t wear a uniform.  I’m jealous.  I’m taking my pike pole and going home

    No, no come back hosedragger.

    That was all about the music. It was so cool to see another Beach Boy fan here. I get ridiculed a lot for my musical tastes, and mostly I don’t pay attention. Except for those that think the Beach Boys were some bubble gum boy band. Then I just get pissed.

    And to mention Billy Corgan in the same comment?

    Clearly, I must swooon.

    But firemen rule.

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