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The “Where have you gone, Shari Lewis and Lambchop?” poem

Where have you gone,

Shari Lewis & Lambchop? 

For together, you turned

the ancient art of sewing

button-eyes and red thread

mouths onto absorbant &

protective footwear a very

     noble

          calling.

35 Replies to “The “Where have you gone, Shari Lewis and Lambchop?” poem”

  1. Dan Collins says:

    Starring Ace as Punch, and GiGi as Judy!

  2. Shari Lewis was a dirty, dirty girl.

  3. shank says:

    BECAUSE OF THE SOCK PUPPETS!!

  4. Dan Collins says:

    BTW, Jeff–

    Can one make a sockpuppet out of a douchebag, or is that an oxymoron?  Or is this a question better posed to Frank J?

  5. mishu says:

    Shari Lewis was a dirty, dirty girl.

    What do you expect? She had her hand up Lampchop’s ass all these years.

  6. m says:

    Can one make a sockpuppet out of a douchebag

    Yes, but not vice versa.

  7. topsecretk9 says:

    Townhouse theme song…sung by Glenn Greenwald…

    This is the song that never ends

    Yes, it goes on and on, my friends

    Some people started singing it not knowing what it was,

    And they’ll continue singing it forever just because—

  8. Shari Lewis was a dirty, dirty girl.

    What do you expect? She had her hand up Lampchop’s ass all these years.

    Did you see the episode where Shari got the new rings?  OOOOOOh yeah.

  9. mojo says:

    Boy, that brings back memories.

    My older sister and I used to fight every saturday morning – she wanted to watch that stupid lambikins nonsense instead of the obvious choice for all true-blue American kids: Roy Rodgers.

    What’s my point? Gurls is dum, I guess.

  10. Can one make a sockpuppet out of a douchebag

    Yes, but not vice versa.

    Oh I’ve seen many douchebags make sockpuppets before…

  11. TODD says:

    “Shari Lewis was a dirty, dirty girl.”

    Yeah, but that lambchop!!!!!Nasty little F’r with an attitude….

  12. natesnake says:

    Who was the dude that just used a painted hand?

    “Is alright?”

    “It’s alright.”

    “Is OK”

    “It’s OK”

  13. I don’t know about Shari, but last we heard, Lambchop had moved to Brazil to hunt Nazis, instead of, y’know, defending them.

  14. corvan says:

    Senor Wences.

  15. GiGi's Sock Puppet #12 says:

    I’d just like to remind everybody that Glenn Greenwald is the author of a NYT bestseller.

  16. corvan says:

    I admit it, Shari Lewis was my first crush.

  17. Phone Technician in a Time of Roaming says:

    And The Lights of Zetar. Don’t forget the Lights of Zetar.

    TW: miles over the heads of those with lives.

  18. I’d just like to remind everybody that Glenn Greenwald is the author of a NYT bestseller.

    So is Al Gore… your point?

  19. B Moe says:

    I was pleased to discover Lamb Chop is still serving proudly.

  20. I had such a crush on Shari Lewis.

  21. Great… now I have a crush on another Lewis.

  22. Pablo says:

    topsecretk9, that’s brilliant. And most 3 year olds get it. wink

  23. natesnake says:

    Senor Wences.

    Right.  I’m still haunted by his mustache.

  24. topsecretk9, that’s brilliant. And most 3 year olds get it.

    And now I’ll be singing it in my head for the rest of the day… does that make me a 3 year old?

  25. Pixie Pug says:

    what a great name for a blog: The sock pundit.

  26. Big Cooze Hunter says:

    This is the song that never ends

    The Theme song of the Libtards – Words and music by Baghdad Bob

    (Sherri did a photo spread once, but I forget where I saw it… Great set of headlights, and she liked her some kink)

  27. Karl says:

    G.G., we’ve traced the e-mail… it’s coming from inside your house!  Get out, now!!!

  28. Gregory Peck says:

    In my day, when we spoke of Boys from Brazil, we were talking about Nazi clones.

  29. Big Cooze Hunter says:

    – Her daughter Mallory has picked up where her mother left off. Everyone who hears her do Lambchop, and Charley Horse, says she’s has it down so well it freeks them out, particularly the family. In the later years she joined her mother, directing, writing, and producing all of Sheri’s shows. Apparently she enherited her mothers talent and boundless energies. So Lambchop lives on for future generations of children.

  30. Blitz says:

    ARRGGHH!!! Now I have that damned song running through my brain like Algore has global warming…My kids have JUST outgrown that stuff!!…I swear,if anyone mentions B*rney,I’m gonna break into Vercs’ napalm cabinet…

  31. sam says:

    Yeah, Shari was a hottie.

  32. mezzrow says:

    I had such a crush on Shari Lewis.

    Jeebus.  Me too. I thought she was the most beautiful thing I ever saw – I must have been what, three, four?  It took another ten years or so before I figured out why.  Face it, she was hot.

    Lamb Chop?  Lame – give me Hush Puppy.

    TW: The sun rose and set on her, when I was four…

  33. wishbone says:

    A.  As a kid, I always thought Shari Lewis was hot.  This was before my Dorothy Hamill phase err–as in Dorothy Hamill is hot, not dressing up as DH or anything.  Not that there’s anything wrong with that.  Getting the hair right is a bitch, though.  Forewarned is forearmed and all that.

    B.  The more I think about the cut-and-paste “defenses” of Herr Greenwald, it does seem to me that it has the blush of an infatuated significant other.  Who else would be impressed that Russ Feingold is reading GiGi’s BS?

  34. so ashamed says:

    All this talk of Shari’s hotness has me thinking of a porno starring Shari and Captain Kangaroo. Mr. Green Jeans could be a featured guest.

    Maybe Mr. Wizard could bring along a fucking machine of his own design.

    Boy, I’m sick.

  35. McGehee says:

    Mr. Green Jeans could be a featured guest.

    Well, he changed his name to Greenwald, so that’s a given.

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