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I UNEQUIVOCALLY CONDEMN THESE REMARKS!
I’m not sure they require it, but better safe than sorry.
Between the two of us, Jeff, I think that’s the way they ought to handle these things. Fuck war. Just get the ambassadors in a room alone. Best 3 out of 5. Winner take all.
Just saaaaaaaaaayin’.
Will ninja throwing stars be made available to the contestants?
WWE: United Nations. All on pay per view.
That’s… that’s a thing of beauty right there.
I think it depends on the disagreement. Right now, I’m thinking no-holds-barred cage match.
You have your choice of Ninja star or banana cream pies. (Another idea I had was for an essay contest, but I’m still working out the details…)
Not only do I condemn this post, I condemn my own post.
It’s the only way to be sure.
Isn’t that how the UN operates now?
Allah, careful…. you could end up teaching in Eugene….
Besides, I thought the line went:
“…Lets just nuke it from orbit…. its the only way to be sure….”
Gillermania, along with Boltonmania. More stones than most of the rest of the UN
I UNEQUIVOCALLY CONDEMN COMMENTS 3, 4, AND 10.
I also unequivocally frown at comments 4, 5, and 9, and I look askance at comment 7.
Meanwhile, Comment 12 is giving you an uneasy, sidelong glance and shifting away from you as subtly as it can.
Well, if it involves ninja throwing stars I think the Israelis have the advantage.