Behind the curtains here at protein wisdom, a team of highly trained military specialists is hard at work trying to correct the server optimization problem that is causing my site to crash repeatedly. In the mean time, I sit and wait and laugh as they put themselves in such cyber peril—like the vile, presumptuous CHICKENSERVERFIXERHAWK that I am…
Dance for DADDY, IT boys!
I figured it was something like that.
NO BITS FOR OIL!
So maybe I sneak a little PW time on my work laptop.
So I get this message that there was a database error and that maybe my database is on the fritz.
“Uh..cabin boy. Fetch my brown trousers.”
BUSH LIED, SERVER FRIED.
Where’s Mother Shehan when you need her?
Clara Bow was the IT girl.
Then there came pixie misa. Who has watched server farms glittering in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate.
any chance it’s a DDoS attack like the one some Turkish loons used to take out Jawa Report recently?
Kyle,
I was thinking along the same lines. Especially in the light that Jawa has been down again over the weekend and as of 19:06 France time, it still is.
I guess if you can’t win a debate just shut them down…
Don’t make me come over there and give your processor threads a good hard yank, sonny…
SB: hot
swapped
Oh sure, just because the server isn’t acting in the “approved” manner there must be something “wrong” with it.
SERVERIST!
I thought it was becuase I have Jeff blogrolled, yup. Instalanch, indeed.
Heh.
…and we have liftoff.
Maybe you could move your server to Okinawa – that should speed up the response…
Geeks on Call?
Here, need me to help pick up the slack?
NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!
NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!
NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!
NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!
NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!NIPPLES!
Happy to be of help.
– Ok….So now we know what all those GeekSquad Volswagons were doing parked outside your place all weekend…. Goldstein is now officially:
SERVER CHALLANGED! ….(oh and nipples…Hard enough to cut glass…)
We have no lift off…..
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
BE GONE VILE IT DEMONS OF KOS AND HUFFINGTON!
Oh. Wait. I’m Southern Baptist and your Jewish, right?
This ain’t gonna work.
I need an old priest and a young priest…
Kinky!
Get the paste out of the processor. That usually helps.
Rob B.—Try: “SO TAKE A WALK ALREADY, FAKACHTE DYBBUK!”
It ain’t the ‘dillo, but I’ll take it.
TW: will. Where there’s a will…
Hmm.. Perhaps if the ‘dillo didn’t spend so much time surfing the Russian kiddy porn sites you wouldn’t keep picking up these nasty infuctions.
As a Southern Baptist, I’m only allowed by my church to “form a commitee to plan futher action and add a covered dish pot-luck dinner.” By as a practicing Baptist I can also by some beer, and play online poker as long as no one sees me.
I think you’ve got a universal joint problem in your serial port access protocol…
or something.
Don’t Episcopalians do exorcisms? At least, the High Church ones?
I’m not sure, but I went to one of thier church camps once in high school and all I can say is that they drink more, dance more and the girls are more prone to let you get to second base so they have something to talk about in confessional. On the other hand, they play cards,42 and volleyball at the level of a 4th grade baptist kid. So there still might be a few Episcopalians with Wilson tattoos on the side of thier head.
Tw: It wasn’t personal but “Side out, Bitch”
Check the torque in your torque converter—may be running low.
And your water pump may be down a quart. It happened to me.