Wait. Does this mean Sullivan is a “gayist,” or…?
Damn neologisms. I can never keep up.
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He prefers “ass-ist”.
So does this “-ist” thingie mean I’m a “humorist?” ‘Cause I likes me some humor. And I’ve heard that bona fide humorists can actually, like, get paid and shit.
Gayest, maybe.
In the Ozzie Guillen sense of the word.
I’m partial to doucheist, myself…
Note: alt. spelling – douchist
I’ve heard that bona fide humorists can actually, like, get paid and shit.
No, no. No “and”, bubela.
It’s “get paid shit” I’m afraid…
SB: got
smart ass turing test
Maybe we need a reality show where they bring people from all walks of life to meet Andrew Sullivan so he can call them bigoted anti-homosexual theocrats to their face and then we can see which of them get tired of it and punch him inna stummick.
Surely there’s a few eligible contestants left, meaning there must be at least a couple of dozen people he hasn’t accused yet. I want to see him call Richard Simmons a homophobe on that show and have Richard tell him he feels sorry for him.
Stopped reading Sullivan a while ago simply because he’s one of those guys who will try to hijack an idea or a word or a movement and try and force it to be what HE thinks it should be.
Even something like the Catholic Church, I’m glad that Andrew is the one true Catholic and the past 2000 years off tradition, the Holy See and the Chatechism are all wrong. I mean the trick is to know you’re wrong when you’re wrong. I mean Christ, they let me in.
TW: staff. 16 years of Catholic school and I never got to touch the bishop’s staff.
Murel,
Great idea. Let’s call it Amurrican Bigot. Andrew can play the mean Simon Judge. Ann Coulter can be Paula, and Chris Rock can be Randy.
Producers will recruit Bubbas from all fifty states. Contestants then will be secretly filmed as they are forced to watch Liberace reruns.
We’ll make millions.
My favorite -ists are falangists, although why anyone would develop a prejudice agains finger-bones is beyond me.
One way to start doing that is calling your opponents “Christianists.”
He’s a “Faboo!!!”list.
Nope. Nada. Not.going.there.
I’m holding out for the Latin Americanized version, e.g., as Ozzie Guillen or Commandante Ortega might say, “Andrew is a Gayista!” Maybe we can reunite the remaining members of The Clash to put out a double album if Mick can spare his BAD self for a few weeks.
Turing Word: sort, as in, not that there’s anything wrong with that sort of thing.
See, this thread is what I’ve been begging for- more Ozzie love. Seriously, Jeff is always promising with the intentionalist deconstruction of Ozzie Guillen, but it’s always put off for terrorism this and paste eating that.
Side topic- I love A.J. Pyrzenski. I love his stupid antics and his getting punched. He’s the punky QB of the Sox. And he and Crede are middle-of-the-lineup magic more often than not.
Anti-asthenophobist
Athazagoraphobist
Definitely not a cherophobist.
Dextrophobist
Ecclesiophobist
Epistemophobist
Euphobist
Eurotophobist
Heh. Crede. Had him on my fantasy team last year and he did nothing for me. This year, what? 13 home runs so far?
Me, I’ve got no opinion on the “Ozzie as homophobe” meme. I do know that his mismanagement of the bullpen last year cost me at least three wins from Mark Buehrle.
Screw you, Ozzie.
Careful, otherwise someone could accuse you of being homophonobic.
By my old Chet Lemon card! Lay off Ozzie or feel my wrath! (what? Ozzie Guillen, not Ozzie Cougar, the Kane County Cougars – single A’s finest team – mascot…oh).
I like Ozzie for three reason; 1) he swears alot, 2) he doesn’t like Jay Marriotti, 3) he brought home a World Series championship in my lifetime – before the Cubs could….HAHAHAHAHAHA…uh, sorry about that. You see, I am in a mixed marriage…I married, uh, a Cubs fan [hangs head]. She is a really wonderful woman, other than that…
He’s more of a pen-ist these days…
I like Zbigniew Brzezinski. Like your guy, he has an unpronounceable name. (And he was Carter’s guy. Trust Carter to foist this on the American people.)
Wikipedia says:
Sounds like a good guy!
Being Carter’s guy on foreign policy is like being branded inept. I wouldn’t put it on my resume.
What’s he got against pencils?
ThomasD: I was wondering if someone would get that gag… Back atcha!