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From the “It certainly could have been worse” files, #126

126. The plaintiff could have been a breeder of St. Bernards.  Or a red-hot poker salesperson.

So.  Silver linings and what not.

(h/t Beck)

12 Replies to “From the “It certainly could have been worse” files, #126”

  1. proudvastrightwingconspirator says:

    Didn’t know that Hillary was getting a pet.

  2. McGehee says:

    When the cops arrived, did they yell, “Drop the chihuahua!”—and then burst into giggles?

  3. Major John says:

    Reminds me of the time when the SEC football coach’s (I cannot remember the specific school)team qaualified for the Orange Bowl and excited fans started pelting the sidelines with oranges.  When a reporter asked the coach what he thought of that he simply said “at least we didn’t make it to the Gator Bowl”.

  4. Rob B. says:

    So when she goes to jail, I’d be careful when I traded her ciggerettes for a ‘bitch’, considering her record and all.

  5. DeepTrope says:

    Chihuahua Bashing Incident Linked to Intermittent Explosive Disorder.  Woman cleared of wrongdoing.

  6. I’ve heard of beating a dead horse, but…

  7. Michael Palin says:

    he’s not dead… he’s, he’s pining…

  8. MarkD says:

    Why did the chihuahua die?  Where was the armadillo?  I read something about a guy and a pony…

    Actus, can you account for your whereabouts….

  9. apotheosis says:

    It’s a little-known fact that if you whack someone with a chihuahua hard enough, it pops open and candy falls out.

  10. The_Real_JeffS says:

    That’s a bitch, man.  tongue laugh

  11. marcus says:

    Sounds like a Monty Python sketch…

  12. Austin Mike says:

    I note only that the Instapundit wouldn’t use a dead 4 week old chihuahua for a blended puppy shake, not only because the recipe calls for blending LIVE pups, but because a “blender” made with a 4 week old chihuahua isn’t nearly as filling as, say, one made with a 12 week old chocolate lab.

    Mmmmm, chocolate lab….

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