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BREAKING:  ROVE TO BE INDICTED, “IF NOT BY FITZGERALD PERSONALLY, THAN CERTAINLY IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION.  IF BY ‘THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION,’ WE MEAN IN ‘A JASON LEOPOLD HASH FOG‘“

*must credit protein wisdom*

What?  You’re still here? 

17 Replies to “BREAKING:  ROVE TO BE INDICTED, “IF NOT BY FITZGERALD PERSONALLY, THAN CERTAINLY IN THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION.  IF BY ‘THE COURT OF PUBLIC OPINION,’ WE MEAN IN ‘A JASON LEOPOLD HASH FOG‘“”

  1. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Of course, it still could happen.  But we’re getting close to the point where if it does, we can say, with a certain seriousness, “I question the timing.

    Particularly if Truthout got out in front of, say, a mid-October news cycle.

  2. DeepTrope says:

    Silly, I know.  Just stopped in to check on the little fella’s prospects.

  3. DeepTrope says:

    and was blown away by the breaking news.

  4. marcus says:

    Jeff, I just ran across this little gem at The Onion.

    TW:  It does not reflect my opinion of your literary prowess.

  5. Master Tang says:

    Excellent nod to Ferris Bueller!

  6. Does anyone still really believe this smokeware story…. anyone?….Bueller?

  7. “Samoskevich’s sprawling, 38,000-word dissertation, titled A Hermeneutical Exploration Of Onomatopoeia In The Works Of William Carlos Williams As It May Or May Not Relate To Post-Agrarian Appalachia.” – (Working notes: woof woof, ding dong, ring ring ring, boom boom, snort, hiss, crackle, pop, boing, clang, sizzle)

    – Have to admit its got a snappy title though….

  8. ss says:

    Maybe it’s the five beers laughing, but those working notes made me, uh…well, laugh–I guess you could say. Out loud, even.

  9. Sean M. says:

    I don’t see why you feel the need to criticize Jason Leopold just because your outmoded white-male heteronormative fascist zionist neokkkon reliance on concepts like “time” and “facts” disagree with the new hermeneutics of a non-temporally-based “news cycle” where the reader’s response to a particular “event” is solely judged on the (now discredited) basis that the “event” has “actually” “occurred.”

    P.S. Did I forget Eurocentric?  In case I did, please tack that on somewhere.

  10. MayBee says:

    You are being very brave with your reporting, Jeff.  I hope nothing happens to you.

  11. lee says:

    Hey Jeff,

    Don’t know if you caught this or not, via Instapundit. Pretty funny. http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2006/06/the_two_minutes.html

  12. ed says:

    Hmmmm.

    Is that in 24 business hours?

  13. MarkD says:

    Anybody know the opposite of heteronormative?  Would that be homoabnormative?

    You never know when Jeopardy will call.

    Or a hot game of Scrabble will break out.

    While waiting for a dancing armadillo.

  14. clarice says:

    One of your all time bests,Jeff.

  15. Neo says:

    MaQmIgh ghang ret.

    bachHa’

  16. Jeff's Mom says:

    Now Jeff, that is enough. You’ve had your fun and now it’s time to be nice. You quit teasing those retards right now, or I’m going to send you out to fetch a switch. They can’t help their misfortune, and the March of Dimes is trying to help as best it can. So you just stop.

  17. Other Tom says:

    I received an e-mail this morning from Marc Ash at Truthout.  He says “Look, man, the story is true.  There are a lot of people who don’t want to talk.” In e-mail exchanges over the past couple of weeks I have asked him if has ever spoken with a criminal defense attorney on the question of whether an indictment would ever be sealed where there is no flight risk and no need to hide the fact of the investigation; he has not answered that one.  I have asked him whether he personally has ever spoken to any of Leopold’s sources, or has he just relied on what Leopold is telling him.  He hasn’t answered that one either.

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