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Mmmmmm – buttery tongues!
If your butter has a tongue, then you have a problem.
That’s not butter!
Um. I sure hope the Steamed Dumpling Leftover from Last Night’s Dim Sum meal doesn’t see this. I hear those dumplings are wicked jealous…
Bush still President,
Karl Rove still not indicted:
Pain in moonbat hearts!
TW: series (i.e., not parallel)
Randy-ass Amish butter I presume?
No seasonal reference, gonna have to deduct 20 points.
Is “toast” the seasonal reference?
Spamword, “works,” as in, “It works for me.”
Great,
Now I have that image of tongue meeting toast in head for the rest of the day….
thank god rto will be here in the next couple days to make me some toast. otherwise, i’d probably just go crazy.
tw: fine, it’s fine to make my own toast, but it doesn’t taste as good.
Beautiful…
I think I’ll post this on my fridge.
Butter and toast at dawn!
My tongue loves buttered toast.
My heart, eh, it deals.
“Buttered toast!”
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[not “our” ed—one of the cartoon Eds]
I can’t I stuck my junk in it!