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“Butter Nostalgia”:  a haiku

Remember spreading

yourself across my toast…? Like

lovers, our tongues met…

14 Replies to ““Butter Nostalgia”:  a haiku”

  1. Homer Simpson says:

    Mmmmmm – buttery tongues!

  2. OHNOES says:

    If your butter has a tongue, then you have a problem.

  3. runninrebel says:

    That’s not butter!

  4. Major John says:

    Um.  I sure hope the Steamed Dumpling Leftover from Last Night’s Dim Sum meal doesn’t see this.  I hear those dumplings are wicked jealous…

  5. Gnostic Surface says:

    Bush still President,

    Karl Rove still not indicted:

    Pain in moonbat hearts!

    TW:  series (i.e., not parallel)

  6. natesnake says:

    Randy-ass Amish butter I presume?

  7. No seasonal reference, gonna have to deduct 20 points.

  8. CraigC says:

    Is “toast” the seasonal reference?

    Spamword, “works,” as in, “It works for me.”

  9. TODD says:

    Great,

    Now I have that image of tongue meeting toast in head for the rest of the day….

  10. thank god rto will be here in the next couple days to make me some toast. otherwise, i’d probably just go crazy.

    tw: fine, it’s fine to make my own toast, but it doesn’t taste as good.

  11. equitus says:

    Beautiful…

    I think I’ll post this on my fridge.

  12. Austin Mike says:

    Butter and toast at dawn!

    My tongue loves buttered toast.

    My heart, eh, it deals.

  13. McGehee says:

    “Buttered toast!”

    [/Ed]

    [not “our” ed—one of the cartoon Eds]

  14. Pablo says:

    I can’t I stuck my junk in it!

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