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BREAKING:  ROVE STILL NOT INDICTED [EXCLUSIVE – MUST CREDIT PROTEIN WISDOM]

Lest anyone accuse me of, you know, getting out in front of the news cycle.*

24 Replies to “BREAKING:  ROVE STILL NOT INDICTED [EXCLUSIVE – MUST CREDIT PROTEIN WISDOM]”

  1. Major John says:

    STILL? AUGH!  The suspense is killing me.

  2. Carin says:

    Do you think you could get a scroll-bar for continuous updates? Like they do on all the news channels.  I need to know minute-by-minute any possible breaks in this story.

  3. shank says:

    Damn, and I had today’s date in the office pool.  I’m wondering though, does my being so far ahead of the news cycle qualify me as a clairvoyant?  And if so, does my calirvoyance offer me some kind of moral authority in declaring who’s aheaded-ness is more or less credible than my own?

  4. Where is Cleo when you really need her?

  5. The_Real_JeffS says:

    The cat’s medical tests, Luskin says, found that “the stools were free of harmful parasites, which is more than I can say for this case.”

    When did TruthOut.org last visit the veternarian?  Perhaps this is way overdue, hmmmmmm? 

    hmmm

  6. The Colossus says:

    The Great (Fitz)Pumpkin will soon reward all the leftist boys and girls whose weblogs are the most sincere!  You’ll see!  There will be toys and presents, just like Jason said there would!

  7. Sticky B says:

    I done wore out my favorite Carly Simon 8-track.

  8. Paul Zrimsek says:

    We’re going to have to cancel Fitzmas. Rudolph, could you turn down your nose?….. Rudolph! Your nose!

  9. Scott P says:

    BECAUSE OF THE PUNCTUALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  10. LissaKay says:

    Oh but if you keep saying it’s true, or gonna be true, or that the Rethuglicans are all liars and who ya gonna believe, Truthout or Turdblossom … well, by golly then it must be true … just ask them Gorilla Wimmin

    Are ya’ll visualized one of those ads with the monkeys jumping around all over the office? *snicker*

  11. McGehee says:

    Got any updates on Generalissimo Francisco Franco, while I’m here?

  12. Twok says:

    The anti-American crowd is becoming increasingly detached from reality, and are truly no longer able to distinguish between what they want very badly to happen, and what is actually happening. 

    These fools are, among other things, obsessed with believing that China will overtake the US as a superpower.  That has about as much chance as a Rove indictment tomorrow. 

  13. martin says:

    Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead, but way behind the news cycle.

  14. Leonidas says:

    How long until Wilson is indicted?  He’s the one that did the outting here. 

    I’m sure the NSA is looking at Leopold’s phone log and laughing.  His “sources” appear to be a bunch of 1-900 numbers.

  15. rls says:

    Rove Indictment ‘Scoop’ Remains Exclusive…

    The above is a Drudge headline linking to a WaPo story by Kurtz with the same headline.

  16. Lew Clark says:

    Good news and bad news.  I have August 13, 2028 in the office pool for Rove’s indictment date – bad news!  But the pot will be up to $125,000 by then – good news!

  17. Cardinals Nation says:

    It’s 1218am here in Germany and I just can’t stay up any longer waiting for this indictment to be handed down.  I know this increadibly historic just-around-the-corner event will mark the end of the Bush Administration, but even progressives on the frontline of truth have to work in the morning.

    Would someone please email me so I can rejoice over my bagel and Starbucks in the morning?  Mucho thanks.

    Peace out.

  18. Phone Technician in a Time of Roaming says:

    Bagels from Starbucks? Ew…

  19. Actually McGeehe, the good Generalissimo was seen this past weekend enjoying a bagel and Latte’ at the Starbucks in Madrid El’Mall de Stars. Death has not dampened his ornery fighting spirit, even after all these years. It would be badly ahead of the news cycle to prematurely pronounce him morte’.

  20. George S. "Butch" Patton (Mrs.) says:

    When did TruthOut.org last visit the veternarian? 

    Well, if you’re gonna worm Jason Leopold, I recommend the elbow-length rubber glove, to be safe.

    Sequins optional.

  21. McGehee says:

    I just got an e-mail from the Generalissimo. He says he’s going to kick Jesse Macbeth’s ass.

  22. Austin Mike says:

    But how’s Carmen?! 

    tw both, as in, “How’re both of ‘em, Carmen?!”

  23. plainBill says:

    I just noticed the caption under the picture of Rove says:

    A Web site’s report that Karl Rove, left, had been indicted by Patrick Fitzgerald, right, prompted a slew of reporters from major outlets to check it out, even though the story was written by an acknowledged past liar.

    ROTFLMAO!!!!

  24. Great Mencken's Ghost says:

    BREAKING NEWS

    Jesse MacBeth gets column at Truthout!

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