—Sorry to cut you off, but I know what you want, and I’m afraid it ain’t gonna happen today. Seems the little fella found a couple of grey hairs around his temple earlier this week, and ever since then he’s been out day and night, drinking, taking handfuls of pills, and trying to compensate in ways that most Christians would deem profoundly unwholesome.
For instance, not only did he lease himself a red Porsche 911 and get two of his nipples pierced, but he also spent $150 to get a Harley Davidson logo tattooed on the underside of his shell, and for good measure he bought himself a strange Russian mail order bride, a Goth chick fifteen years his junior who is into “cutting” and drinking blood—though she claims that the latter is a “medical necessity,” given both her heriditary porphyria and her love of black eyeliner, barbiturates, capes, and big faux ruby rings.
I pray for him every night.
Been there, done that. Hope he remembered to get one of the mail order brides that doesn’t speak English…you can get rid of them before they hire a lawyer.
He had those things pierced again? Is that all of them now?
Wait a minute…
He’s got the Porsche, the dope and a nubile freak to play with and you’re praying for him? What the hell are you praying for, Viagra?
So shall I. And so should we all.
Pictures?
He’s Jewish?
Methinks someone is projecting…
I pray for him every night.
Unfortunately, God doesn’t hear the prayers of Jews. Ask around!
TW: Present company excepted, of course, Jesus.
I’m guessing the little guy has very good taste in music. Goes with the taste for Goth chicks. Maybe you could sell some music CD’s along with the movies.
Once again, the Phils bullpen tried to give it away, but…..Phils 10, Rockies 7. Neener, neener.
Chase Utley is ON FIRE!
Seriously, Jeff, is he the Heir Apparent to Jeff Kent?
Keeeerist!! How the hell am I going to clean this one up for a six year old??
So, the little Russian chippie is what, 3 years old?
In captivity the reluctant hoofers only live to be 20 or so and this one doesn’t seem to be any too captive.
i’d been wondering about that. thanks. or maybe Jeff is thinking in “‘dillo years”
And just what the FRAK is wrong with a red Porsche?
And theat’s GUARDS Red to you, bucko.
tw: I won’t see fine German engineering denigrated, by george…
Wait a minute, the mail-order bride guys promised the Goth chick to me.