So much cancer-fighting green tea
goodness!—in such a family-friendly
plastic jug! Imbibe! It is to cheer!
In fact, it is almost enough to make
one forget that Scottie McClellan
has resigned — or that he is (if you
believe the tolerant left) a closet
homo who will now resume cruising
gay bars, only this time without John
Aravosis sniffing around him like a super-
bitchy Sam Spade, hoping to catch a whiff
of guilty, Scope-disguised man love …
Ummmm…what?
An entire gallon of iced tea? I feel the need to go just thinking about it.
tw: and that would only stand to reason
Nothing. Just amusing myself.
You mean gays are like blacks. Liberal blacks are gooooooooooooooooooooooood, conservative blacks must be lynched. I guess conservative gays are the same. I assume the leftist elite cruise around at night looking for Young Republican meetings so they can wait outside and beat the shit out of the gay ones. And they can spot them, because they have built-in gay radar!
Plastic causes cancer, wingnut. You believe every one of the lies the conglomerates cram into your head, don’t you?
I think my favorite thing about these posts is that the more I read them, the harder I laugh.
Jeff, you bleeding amatuer! You don’t use the green tea with ginseng to inspire a poem, particularly not out of a plastic jug!
You use the cold-brewed Arizona sweet tea out of a can. Gah…
I love that Arizona tea.
Jeff, did you know they make Arizona dry tea mixes? Then you don’t have to carry the giant bottle back from the store.
Al Gore could have written that poem. During that meeting about the illegal Buddhist temple fundraiser that he kept having to duck out on because of his puny bladder.
Arizona is nice, but SoBe rules. Except for the brown people, natch.
Pikers.
If you ain’t drinking two Double Gulps of Pepsi a day, you ain’t shyte.
Now, if you’ll excuse me….
Did we ever find out whether John Roberts’ son is gay?
It’s probably important, though I’m not sure why.
Pepsi? Pepsi is farking cool aid. Try 3 liters of Mountain Dew a day, before you start bringing that weak stuff around….
“If you ain’t drinking two Double Gulps of Pepsi a day, you ain’t shyte.”
Too bad about the trashed kidneys – at least I ain’t shyte! Thanks – made my day!
Dialysis also beats death. Barely.
Well, if that’s true about McClellan, send him over to Barney Frank’s place; the old fart’s looking for a new roomy to help pay the rent…
Green tea? What’s wrong with Box o’ Chianti? It’s so versatile: add orange juice and voilÃ¥, sangria. Add grain alcohol and voilÃ¥! Flambeau Night Train…
…And by the way, I’ll shake the hand of the carcinoma that survives my Flambeau recipe. Yep, the Baldwin Sisters ain’t got nuthin’ on me…
yours/
peter.
“So much cancer-fighting green tea
goodness!”
Er, might be a net negative:
Amazing how babbling on the internet can upset some people, isn’t it?
I’d give it a four. It’s got a good beat, but you can’t dance to it…
SB: mass
equals energy divided by C squared
HOW’S THAT THYMUS GLAND DOING, BUDDY?
Bill —
All very interesting. Meanwhile I didn’t get past the fact that Splenda tastes like hell’s own Fasweet.
Don’t get me started on the new Coke coffee drink, either (not labelled “diet” but with two – TWO – artificial sweeteners in it).
Ginseng?
There’s a reason why, when I and my fellow troops of the 102nd MI wanted ginseng whisky at the bar in Korea, we would ask Miss Kim for a “shot of dirt.”
If there is truth to the old axiom about things being good for you in inverse proportion to how good they taste, then ginseng must be the Elixir Of Life.
TW: I’ll always remember the T-Club in Tongducheon.
Fortunately all those years of drinking stuff sweetened with aspartame has left my intenstines impervious to your evil Splenda.
Say, Jeff… are you channelling Ogden Nash or something?
You don’t use the green tea with ginseng to inspire a poem, particularly not out of a plastic jug!
There is more reason to comment than ever before! Great post! I searched for a while to find the right answer to my questions!
Ginseng is well-known among chinese and you can imagine where are no chinese people in all region..Well if add Arizona tea I thinks maybe all of us is Chinese lol.
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One Gallon???
Well why not, it surely is a good start! ;)
Big problem with American diet is the consumption of excess quantities of fats. The average American consumes 40% of her/ his calories in the form of fat.
i read somewhere on the internet that long term consumption of Aspartame is not really good for the health. ‘:*
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