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From the “Handbook of Scatological Homilies” (or, “protein wisdom wants to put up a quick, whimsical post before taking his son for a walk")

“In the land of hungry blinkered horseflies, everything looks like a tasty and inviting dungheap.”

20 Replies to “From the “Handbook of Scatological Homilies” (or, “protein wisdom wants to put up a quick, whimsical post before taking his son for a walk")”

  1. OHNOES says:

    HORSEFLY CANNIBALISM!

  2. A. Sock Puppet says:

    Jeff,

    I apologize for hijacking the thread, but I’ve discovered something I find very disturbing.  I’ve been posting at PW for over 25 years – heck, I remember when your dad used to run this blog.

    Now I find out that, according to this:

    http://publish.indymedia.org/en/2006/04/837696.shtml

    You live in Laurel, Montana.  ???  What about all the Colorado stuff you constantly talk about?  What about the Rockies?

    WHAT ABOUT THE COLORADO ROCKIES??????

    Please cancel my subscription, and refund my money.

    Sincerely,

    A. Sock Puppet

  3. runninrebel says:

    I went to the link, Socky McPuppet, and I must say (1) I doubt any of those are correct (Ace living in Alabama?!) (2) If what MM did was blatant Fascism (“clear and simple”), wouldn’t “anti-Fascists” want to stay away from that kind of behavior, let alone take it up ten notches?

    What a twisted bunch.

  4. runninrebel says:

    But now I feel betrayed too!!

    Jeff, you blog from Big Sky Radiator & Wrecker? You are an auto mechanic? What about your “academic credentials”?

    Is Satch even real?

  5. I knew that kid was a model. Looks nothing like Jeff. I shoulda known.

  6. Pablo says:

    O. M. F. G.

    Goldstein plagarized a whole kid. Whose rugrat is that, pally? You’re really off doing a brake job, ain’t ya?

    tw: what really happened

  7. runninrebel says:

    JEFF PLAYED ON ARE FEAAAARS!!!

  8. David R. Block says:

    Indymedia???

    I fart in their general direction.

    Indymedia, proving Michelle Malkin’s book “Unhinged” is correct, 24-7.

  9. TODD says:

    And all those trips to the “Doctor”. An excuse to wash radiator fluid from your eyes…..And the fake euphoria you experienced from your “meds”, just gasoline fumes I presume.  All my heros are gone……

  10. runninrebel says:

    There is no pie, is there? No ‘dillo. No little red pills. You are just a mouthpiece sent by the automotive execs to keep us wingnuts busy while you… you…

    I’m having trouble putting this together.

  11. Major John says:

    N..N…NO ARMADILLO?!!  Augh!  Man, I am so disillusioned.

  12. Major John says:

    I do believe he has the pie and red pills, however.

  13. There’s a ‘dillo.

    Either that or some total freak keeps calling me at 3am every Saturday, whining in a peculiar rodenty voice that he “really, wanted to dance, really”.

  14. McGehee says:

    I am most offended at being left off that list. Though, it may be because I don’t live in an auto-repair shop, but in a furniture showroom.

  15. Jim in KC says:

    Speaking of armadillos…

    ?

  16. MarkD says:

    I know dancing armadillos exist.  I have seen them with my own eyes.  Of course, I know patriotic liberals exist, too.  I’ve just never met one.

  17. Muslihoon says:

    Whose rugrat is that, pally?

    (Emphasis added.)

    Oh, come now. Accusing Jeff of being a Palestinian is going too far, as offended as you may be.

  18. “…..everything looks like a tasty, inviting dungheap.”

    – Hmmm…. Goldstein. Are you making plans to start speech writing for Dean or something?

    – McGeehee. No one really believes Newnan actually exists, much less that theres a furniture store there.

  19. Pablo says:

    Are you making plans to start speech writing for Dean or something?

    It looks like he may be on the job already.

    Dean on Border control

    That sound you hear to your right, Mr President? Yeaaaaaarrrgggghhhh….

  20. McGehee says:

    No one really believes Newnan actually exists…

    But it does! George Lucas told me so!

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