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Scary stuff. I’m white as a sheet!
Don’t forget that Bull Connor was (also) a Democrat.
Damned nudists.
Took me a few beats, but I eventually did get it.
WhackDaddy,
So was Fritz “Confederate Battle Flag flying from the South Carolina Statehouse in Defiance of the Civil Rights Movement” Hollings.
They must be drinking White Russians.
Those darn liberals!
BTW, this reminds me of when I was a kid and had to sit through my grandparents’ Vacation Slide Shows. Grandpa always missed a couple of slots in the slide tray and my dad, my brother and I would make bets as to when the first “polar bear in a blizzard” would show up.
Kodachrome, they give us those nice bright colors
They give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world’s a sunny day, oh yeah!
I got a Nikon camera, I love to take a photograph
So mama don’t take my kodachrome away!
Hang on, I see some black spots in there.
Oh, never mind. That’s Dr. Pepper. I need to clean my screen.
Hey, Honey. Another triple Dewars over here.
Teddy
Nanook! Another daquiri!
Wine spritzer, please.
J “F’ing” K
I don’t get it.
Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?
Think white. All white. White as a bed sheet.
Double rock rye and seven Carlings.
PIATOR
My actus bait worked. That was too easy.
I promise I won’t do that again.
Conceptual Art?
I really do think that the artist is trying to make a strong statement here. Let me get another beer and I’ll ponder on it a bit.
The help must be in the kitchen.
What exactly are you trying to imply with your imperialist conformity to normalized structural racism and sexism?
A good friend’s brother has worked for the Senator in DC for the past two years. He was a fairly rational person when I first started playing poker with him. Now everytime we play, I notice that he’s slipping deeper into the abyss.
Bob Byrd may be a Sith Lord.
I’ll have to with hold judgement. I’m going to need more than this one case I have on hand.
Off to the beer store.
Guantanemo Rum Punch for me, please.
‘Lil Dick Durbin
Either someone has something stuck in their teeth, or I’ve got a bad pixel on my monitor.
Extra Virgin Bloody Mary down here, post haste!
Hillary
When’s the date on the painting? They might be in the closet with Strom.
The hats aren’t really pointy enough, but other than that it’s pretty much spot on.
That’s not funny you honky, racist, innapropriate
posting, hebrew cracker! How dare you exclude my people, who we all know would be serving the drinks and carrying the appetizer trays. And don’t forget that Sen. Byrd has been known to have Tawana Brawley “dance” at his parties, unless she had a previous engagement with the Duke lacrosse team!!!
No, that’s just one of Sheets’ liver spots. He really hates getting old, yanno.
You know, I bet if you submitted this to a modern art gallery, you could get big bucks, Jeff.
A blatant ripoff of Barnett Newman–have you no shame, sir? Plagiarism! Plagiarism, I say!
You know, I can’t believe you’re passing off MY ARTWORK as your own. That’s my dog (a white German shepherd) in a snowstorm. Wearing a clan-hood, of course.
So is the Reverend Fred Phelps, abortion foe, fag buster and war protester…
“Don’t forget that Bull Connor was (also) a Democrat.”
The hard-core racists that our friends on the left keep insisting on mistaking us for still are. It’s the resentment-wallowing they can’t resist.
From my experience living here is Sen. Byrd’s state, the Sith Lord theory would explain a great deal…
Meanwhile, the Culture of Corruption(tm) continues to fester.
Hey Defense Guy…I almost can’t believe my eyes (do you remember wondering about this?)
Even at corruption, dems are inept. Babysitting? I mean C’mon. Sell out the future of medicare and then go work for PhARMA or something. Break some campaign finance laws to guarantee a majority in congress. But baysitting? what a joke.
The most efficient corrupt person is Mayor Daley of Chicago. All corrupt politicians wanna-bes ought to learn from him. A genius. He’s more important than the Governor! And more efficient too.
Tell me that the artist didn’t get a NEA grant……
I’ll raise you one
You are right Actus, they suck at it.
Well, in all fairness to the Dems, they have a pretty tough act to follow.
They served the best Horse Doovers at the Byrd parties.
Marshmallows a big as your fist!
Nuclear Bomb there, LagunaDave.
Looks like he also asked his staff to make campaign calls from the office phones. Still pedestrian, but a step above the merely interpersonally exploitative, no?
Just as an aside, I was amused to see all the hand-wringing over Bolton’s alleged misbehavior when so many of these clowns are serial abusers of their staffs. Specter’s legendary for it.
Oh don’t get me started on that guy.
This Bush administration is probably the cleanest presidential administration in close to a century, if not longer, and get this silly “culture of corruption” crap? Unbelievable.