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Morning coffee edition

For those of you interested in such things, I’ll be on Tammy Bruce’s radio show at about 2:05 EST.  You can access the streaming audio here.

We’ll be discussing the Abdul Rahman story and perceptions of Iraq

Note:  if you hear a child squealing in the background, it’s probably S*tchel—who remains fascinated by Elmo’s odyssey into Grouchland to retrieve a stolen blanket from Mandy Patinkin, and is willing to say as much in sounds that roughly approximate words he’s heard me use.

21 Replies to “Morning coffee edition”

  1. Wait, you’re saying Elmo invaded Grouchland?  Did the UN approve this action?

    Is a war crimes trial planned?

    And is tickling Elmo torture?

  2. Allah says:

    Er, it’s already 1:40 EST, JG.

  3. Allah says:

    BECAUSE OF THE TIME ZONES!

  4. dario says:

    That guy has awsome eyebrows.

  5. Tammy Bruce is big on the Minute Men and sealing the border, particularly with Marches going on in L.A. right now.  I am sure that is a topic to come up as well.  You might want to have 1 or 2 brilliant things to say on that topic as well.

    The real reason the government refuses to seal the Southern Border.

  6. alppuccino says:

    A bit off-topic but didn’t the Urban Dictionary define “Rusty Humphries” as a woman’s condition caused by having a “Hot Carl” and then rolling over in her sleep?

  7. natesnake says:

    Al, I think you have that condition confused with “German Knuckle Cake”.

    Honest mistake.

  8. Beck says:

    I dunno, sounds like more of a side effect from a Double Blind Shocker to me.

  9. alppuccino says:

    Sure you’re not thinking of giving a golden pirate with a blind hog?

  10. natesnake says:

    Blind hog.  That is some funny shit.

  11. alppuccino says:

    Yeah.  Funny.

    Until you’re the one shootin’ the poo bullets.  Just sayin’

  12. Jeff Goldstein says:

    Man, I sure do hope Ms Bruce reads this thread.  I’d be a shoe-in as a regular!

    THANKS!

  13. natesnake says:

    Al started it.

  14. Jim in Chicago says:

    Who knew that the meaning of a Hot Carl was in such dispute. Two whole pages. Where’s Noah Webster when you need him?

  15. Pablo says:

    Um, yes! Free Abdul Rahman! And may God grant him passage through the locals.

    Hi Tammy! I love you!

    OK, I know that’s pointless, but still…

  16. McGehee says:

    I once had a Hot Carl’s Jr.

    It was tasty.

  17. alppuccino says:

    What?

    There he was big as life on the Talk Radio Network home page – Rusty Humphries

    I ask you, who among us could walk past that and leave it alone?

  18. phreshone says:

    Did you have any Rump Roast?

    TW: I mean as a side to your Hot Carl’s Jr.

  19. McGehee says:

    No, usually I had onion rings.

    Sometimes, fried zucchini.

  20. tom delay's cellmate says:

    You are aware, aren’t you, that Tammy Bruce is an ignorant asshole?

  21. McGehee says:

    You are aware, aren’t you, that Tom DeLay isn’t going to jail?

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