“That’s right. Jesus Christ hisself appeared to me in a dream and demanded I buy Peter Jackson’s King Kong on DVD. So it looks like you’re gonna have to wait til next week to hit Payless, honey.
“Sorry. But when the Lord tells you to spend the extra $10, you do it—simple as that.”
It appears the Son of Man needs to refine his movie tastes a bit…
How dare you question the taste of the lord?
I think the Lord just likes big scale CG.
Actually, if you think about it the whole giant ass monkey and dinosaurs living on a small island in the middle of nowhere thing kinda blows big holes in the theory of evolution.
I mean, how’d they get so big if not for the will of our creator?
I’ll bet the subjugation of the great ape gives you a stiffy, too. You sicko genocidal redneck, you.
Jesus said to buy it at Wal-Mart, right?
Around here, he says Meijer, but that’s because he knows Wal-Mart’s not big here…….
What does she need shoes for anyway? Barefoot and pregnant is the way God wants us to be.
Hey, I’m just here for the pie.
Jeff, are you one of these Jews for Jesus types? If not, that’s a pretty lame excuse.
TW: Lame. What happens when you get between women and shoes.
Oh yeah? Well when He tells you he wants five gross points on the bloody foreign distro, you can’t exactly tell Him to cheese off then either.
I can hear Him now, all holier-than-thou: “do you know who my dad is?” And for the life of me I can’t understand why He can’t keep His fingernails trimmed proper.
TW: straight, as in “He only loves straight people.”
:peter
I forget what the general critic consensus was, but I liked Kong. At least one guy in it had his definition of head reworked a bit, but he’ll not be complaining again anyway…
Did he tell you to go check your tire pressure too?
‘Cause that shit’s just annoying, man…