Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Who cares? Did you see the tits on that chick at Foot Locker? Yummy!
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No I missed that. But there was a young lady who waited on me at Dillard’s yesterday who was borderline spectacular.
Indeed. Delectable even.
When your wife murders you in your sleep I promise to carry on all the good work you have been doing here. Only since I am nowhere near as well spoken, or read, or versed on the topics which you write, I am going to call my site Protein Innuendo. Know what I mean?
I read this joke to a female friend to convince her that I am not interested only in political blogs. I’m deeper than that, bitch.
You don’t really think those misshapen moles are gonna accept one footlocker chick’s tits as a trip to the titty bar? Moles want titties! Real, cheap titties. Or we will never leave. You’ll see.
I don’t think you’re unfairly renowned for these.
Y’now, Larry Summers – knowing his position was increasingly untenable and that he had far, far better things he could be doing with his life – should have gone out in a blaze of glory and started whipping out jokes like these in all his of his final interactions with the Harvard liberal arts faculty.
And that feminist prof, the one who got the vapors during his “innate differences” speech? He should have copped a feel off her. Complete with making a loud “HONK” noise as he squeezed her boob.