me: “Just out of curiosity, has Tucker ever, y’know, pulled any tubes…?”
Tucker Carlson’s bowtie: “What, you mean has he ever surfed?”
me: “Well, that too. But I was thinking more along the lines of, has he ever, like, smoked any reefer with his conservabuddies?”
Tucker Carlson’s bowtie: “Oh. Well, no, not that I’ve ever seen. Though for what it’s worth, that guy can suck down some serious frozen strawberry daiquiris. He’s like some sort of metrosexual vacuum cleaner.”
me: “I see.”
me: “NO FURTHER QUESTIONS, YOUR HONOR!”
AND YES, I LOVE MY MULLET!
me: ”So, uh, just for the record, it wouldn’t be possible for Tucker to, you know, hook me up?”
TW: it’s all about building networks, man.
rimless glasses: So, bowtie, wanna come over for a little Cosmobondage with me and Jeff?
Frozen daquiris, Jeez. Brain freeze is a big buzzkill.
conservabuddies?
Is that like, y’know, as gay as it sounds?
SB: purpose
dollfin
“like some sort of metrosexual vacuum cleaner”
Ummm…that sounds like a blurring of sexuality to me.
– There are no metrosexual vacuum cleaners in a fox hole…
TW: Heres too all the gals that “gave at the office”….
AND YES, I LOVE MY MULLET!
I’m still dying for one of these conversations with Joel Stein’s old mullet.
John Stewart in the back bench: “That Carlson, what a pansy. I would lick Hillary’s taint on the desk of the Daily Show if it would make GW look worse. You call yourself a PATRIOT???……..”
Mm…has anyone discovered the magic of iced Jager and Root Beer?
I haaavvveee…..Not necessarily stoned, but uh….beautiful…”
Nice – I can’t wait for the cross-examination, then the redirect…
Tucker Carlson vs. Anderson Cooper
Texas Iron Cage Match on WWE
Who wins?
You’re weird.
Yeah,
But “Regis” took a bunch of UN types to a Knicks game. What kind of cool field trip has Carlson’s bowtie ever come up with?
conservabuddies
Do you know the difference between a friend and a buddy?
If a friend gets two blowjobs, he’ll come back and give you the whole story.
If a buddy gets two blowjobs, he’ll come back and give you one of them.
conservabuddies
Is that the same as a pair of Log Cabin Republicans?
Looking for dirt, but with a respectable ability to suck down strawberry daiquiris one finds a persona of no small honour.