Alito: “Honey? If you’re done readying the pot roast, you might want to take a few minutes to start fluffing the pillows and getting yourself unharnessed and into proper coital aspect. ‘Cause ‘700 Club’ is almost over, I’ve finished an entire plate of oysters, and Lordy but if Jesus hasn’t got ol’ Sammy hellfire hot and hankering for a few violent moments of blessed, wholesome seed sowing!”
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I dunno, Jeff. I think that Scalia is so conservative that he and the goodwyf probably wouldn’t have sex after their child-bearing years have passed. That would really be untoward, a blantant “sex for sex’s sake” affront to the eyes of the Lord.
I imagine it’s pretty much limited to snuggling on the calico and discussing which of the post-Isaiah prophets really knew how to bring it.
Erm, Alito, not Scalia. You can’t keep these Paleoitalotheocons straight sometimes.
I suspect, behind closed doors, they transform into worshipers of Woody Allen “Sex is not dirty unless it’s done right”.
Ugh, Amanda Marcotte. Is she anything more than a life-support for her vagina?
Eve Ensler once once said to her, “Um, let’s talk about something else, hey how about those Colts?”
Not enough references to how he’s going to oppress minorities, workers, and the handicapped.
I likes my fascism to be thorough.
Very nice.
Oh for heaven’s sake! He’s CATHOLIC. We don’t watch the 700 club! EWTN maybe.
You know, Rightwingsparkle, this is supposed to be from the mind of Amanda Marcotte, who cannot be expected to keep up with all the different varieties of fascists seeking to control her uterus.
Go easy on the Beaver there Sammy.
You are right Erik. I guess to her all of us rethuglicanneocontheocracists look alike.
“proper coital aspect”
Where do you get this shit?
I am very happy to see that Alito is a memeber (pun intended) of THE BROTHERHOOD OF THE PENIS.
So back when he rolled with the Gambinos, wasn’t he known as Sammy “The Seed” Alito? Or am I confusing him with Scalia again?
“You can’t keep these Paleoitalotheocons straight sometimes.”
Oh, they’re straight, all right. No doubt about that. No gay ones among them.
It’s been six friggin’ days and nothing has been overturned. Not one law, not one statute, not one single legal precident. I look around me and everyone still has the exact same civil liberties they did before Christmas. And they call this democracy? WTF?! I thought every male, right-wing, ultra-conservative, Christian Republican was going to be assigned 12 uteruses to monitor for reproductive purity. Guess with the Muslims having the virgin market cornered we’re out of luck again. Might just as well have kept Sanda Day O’ Freakin’Connor on the bench for all the good it’s doing for the plot to roll back 50 years of progress…or whatever it was Kennedy was yelling about.