“Drunk by halftime with a t-shirt covered in guacamole dribs and crumbled bits of lime-tinged tortilla chips” is going off at 3-1.
$10 minimum bet, please.
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I’m looking for a side bet. What’s the line on ‘dillo doing a half-time dance?
My thinking is that it’s about 5:2 that the dillo has already polished a quart of El Presidente and is fuckin up the guac as we speak. You’ll have to settle for Velveta/Rotel queso dribs, dude.
I bet the ‘dillo does dance today, but like the performance for Mrs. Goldstein, it will not be for our consumption.
No, we’ll get Jeff’s impromptu discussion of some odd first-half doings or what not while the five-minute delay resets, having been triggered by the dancing critter.
Anyway, go Steelers!
By halftime?!?!
I’m thinking you’re probably drunk now. I know I am. Or I want to be because I’m on my 20th hour of work since 5:00 pm on Friday (office hours are 8-5, Monday-Friday and I don’t even own this place).
It’s Superbowl Sunday! I’m into my fourth year of sobriety and don’t intend to slip. So, seeing as the football is historically sucky, the halftime show is worse, and I can’t/won’t get drunk, I think I’ll just go work on the car.
What’s the over-under on spilled drinks?
Are they going to keep interrupting the cheerleaders with that damn football game again…?
Is that for the back of the shirt too, or just the front?
GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOO HOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funniest thing I’ve read in a while
Very trivial trivia: The Super Bowl is the only game of the NFL season that has cheerleaders for both teams.
I’m not touching that bet with a ten-foot pole, Jeff. For all I know you’re sitting there with a pot of coffee and a bottle of grain alcohol just waiting to see which way the action goes.
Whenever a recovering drunk proudly declares how many years they have been sober it always reminds me of those chicks who are like “I am so fat” fishing for a compliment. “No, you’re not fat” and “Wow, four years, that’s great” is what we are supposed to say.
I am in my 31st year on not letting beer and scotch ruin my life and chip away at my friends and family, but do I get a smile and a hug? No.
I am glad you are not a drunk anymore, but way to bring this funny topic down!
Oh, is there a big game on today?
hehe..o yea come and do mah football trivia quiz eh?..grinz
This “Superbowl” thing – that’s football, right?
I can’t believe it….Yahoo is displaying the score as Seattle 0, DENVER 0! Unfuckinbelieveable.
OK, game’s on… and Burger King HAS to get themselves a heterosexual ad agency…
Bud-Light…. so far, not a bad ad in the series. They always make the night imo.
Burger King ad sucked, until all the ingredients started to pile on each other. not sure, but something about that… intrigued me…
go Steelers!
All my Rolling Stones CD’s just went sailing right out the back door. My cat may need therapy.
Animal Planet – Puppy Bowl II.
Makes *way* more sense.
why is it that every time I see the Stones (at this age), I think about This is Spinal Tap?
With Derek Smalls talking about how he’d had to be an old fart, trying to phone it in….
(BTW, Spinal Tap absolutely ROCKED in concert.)
So – get any suckers?
I dunno—mind you, in my perfect world there would be NO Superbowl halftime show—but I think the Stones were a helluva a lot better than the usual pop acts they trot out for the song and dance. Bring em back.
Not true. The Carolina Panthers have cheerleaders that play for both teams.
Heh.