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- In The Mailbox: 02.28.23 (Afternoon Edition) : The Other McCain on Hey, longtime pw readers…
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Stop.
Waiter, two F-15 Strike Eagles … and make ‘em doubles.
Killing all the jews won’t make your tiny dick any bigger, player.
mimimum, indeed
Too many bong lassis gives you cabbage ass.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cabbage+Ass
Too many nuclear Irans gives you the need to fling Mjolnir.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I+Am+Thor
”…At which point Allah rubs his beard ruefully and says, ‘And Yahweh fetishists thought chicken soup could heal anything…’”
With the serenely stoned look on his face, A half burned doobie and a long pair of hemostats for a roach clip hanging from it would fit nicely
“Thank you, thank you very much, I’ll be here all week, and don’t forget to tip your wait-person. Unless of course she is a woman, in which case you may whip her with a car antenna if she dishonors you.”
I truly wonder how seriously America takes this man. The left seems to be ignoring him. How does this make left leaning Jews feel?
I don’t know any Jew that doesn’t connect with his culture if not his religion. (Jeff can correct me if I am wrong)
Jewish heritage is an intregal part of who they are. I can’t see the left leaning Jews in this country ignoring this or allowing the Democrats to do so. Do they also recognize that it is the Republicans who seem to be the ones shocked and dismayed by the statments and actions of this insane leader of Iran?
First time in a while watching any (live) late night TV and I catch just the one joke from Leno’s monologue:
Iran’s President is serious about attacking the west, but it’s not all bad. A voiced-over clip is then run of him giving a speech announcing that all the west will burn in nuclear fire except for one lucky person… Reese Witherspoon! Cue supercrazyexcited award show footage of Witherspoon.
Silly? Yes.
Funny? Good as Leno’s jokes go.
Appropriate? That seems to be the tough question, I guess. Will jokes like this be inappropriate after they verifiably have the bomb? After they nuke Israel? After they nuke a part of Europe?
Jeff, still using a Mac? Check out Comic Life if you haven’t already. I’ve never used it myself, but it creates a similar effect.
http://plasq.com/comiclife
I thought Yakov Smirnoff was playing Branson.
It has always amazed me the number of Jews that vote for Democrats. I think Lieberman is the only Democrat in the party who cares a whit whether Israel survives. They must have inherited the FDR syndrom.
“A baby seal walks into a club…”
Did anyone actually read the article all the way through?
It is almost a dead-on satire of all of the inherent problems with an organization like the United Nations. From committees to referrals to veto powers, to making their caae before a tribunal, etc., etc., etc.
Meanwhile a guy who has repeatedly stated his desire to see another country wiped off the map, goes about his daily business of acquiring nuclear weapons.
Yeah refer him to a committee, that’ll scare him. And of course, they can’t even get the votes to do that…
…and the bar tender says…”Sorry… we don’t serve seat covers in here….”
Paging Regis….
RWS
I wouldn’t have a full deep down faith in far-left Jews giving up their “leftism” when the threat of moselm ilk continues to take place over there. Dennis Prager
– Well my cup runneth over then Darleen…..Coming from a half goyem half jooooish family I get to do GUILT AND SHAME!
Please. My friends who were raised Jewish and Catholic seem to feel they cornered the market on guilt.
Try being born into a Methodist family.
Try killing your parents with an axe.
That gives you the guilts, for sure.
I dunno. Will the force of the blast be enough to shatter the 3-feet thick hard plastic shells of their cocoons?
I think some of these people won’t realize something’s wrong until the flesh starts dripping off their bones. Q.v., Sarah Connor’s dream sequence in “Terminator 2”.
All jokes are appropriate at all times.
All reactions to themâ€â€not so.
“Father, why can’t we go to Tel Aviv?”
“Because it is still too radioactive after Iran bombed it before you were born.”
“Father, what’s Iran?”
Nothing’s changed, I still love you
Oh, I still love you–only slightly only slightly less than I used to.
[Sorry, but I got nuthin’.]
Nuclear war seems to be a game with first-mover advantage. I don’t see any reason to play this diplomatic opera through, let’s just get makin’ with the fallout. ‘Course, I’m a cynical, nihilistic, panphobic bastard. It’s cathartic.
That joke will always be funny.
I shouldn’t comment on a person’s appearance, but his eyes are really close to together. He may be retarded or something. He has sharp weasel like features. I’m sure I saw him spreading pixie dust on the tilt-a-wirl at the county fair last summer.
“Hey, Y’know we’re not totally defenseless. If we are attacked, we can always hurl a few antiques!!”
(Audience Laughter)
Tuesday night, Bill O’Reilly said to keep all comments pithy, and not to be “pedantic”…Your influence spreads, my friend.
He’s going to Hell. His beard isn’t long enough.
This is all over the blogosphere, but France is threatening a response to nuclear terrorim:
http://tinyurl.com/ckj2m
Everyone is assuming that Israel will take out the Iranian bomb with a first strike – what if France did instead? I know about the whole French surrender thing, but the truth is that France is pretty hard-assed when they feel the need. So, what if?
Who would be more astonished? The right, which would now have to cheer something done by the French gov’t, or the left, which would be outraged by the same?
The mind boggles.
To be honest, I wouldn’t want any European power ready to kick my rear. They’d make the US look like wimps. They don’t have the restraint we do.
I suspect France woke up at least a bit after the riots and the discovery of the bomb factories &c. The idea of the same kind of people with the bomb and delivery systems “suggesting” that France change its policies vis a vis Muslims and Sharia vs. enforced secularism likely has them thinking. As Jay noted, the French can be pretty hard-assed when they want to be. Perhaps they’re finally getting over WWI and the losses they suffered and are ready to take a stand.
Not me, but YMMV.
Seeing the word ‘axe’ that close to parents flogs my heart into overdrive and the grin nearly wraps ‘round my head.