new rimless glasses: “So. How have you been? Because you look great! Really. I mean that!â€Â
me: “Thanks. But all the credit should go to my new special friend, Klonopin—who, in addition to being sexy as all green get out, likes to do a lot more than have me lie back and hum the theme to “The Flying Nun” while she sits there on my face watching Leno, dry and still as a Kansas summer.”
You’ve gone too far.
I do a nice piece on the NSA and certain program critics’ attempts to rhetorically minimize the credibility of their opponents; I also write what I think to be a very useful gloss on the Shelby Steele WSJ piece—complete with link back to my own white boy anticipations of his most salient structural and political observations—but yet THIS will be the post that makes in onto the front page at PJM. That is, if they can find a space for PJM contributors.
Most of us aren’t generally highlighted there—insteading making way for disparate unaffiliated voices. It was part of our deal to RULE THE BLOGOSPHERE.
10:1 odds that the pitch session for “The Flying Nun” MUST have involved some variant of Klonopin (sans fashionable eyewear).
BECAUSE OF THE AIRBORNE SALLY FIELD!!!
If she wasn’t “dry and still as a Kansas summer” would you even be able to see through the sexy new rimless glasses. Or the Klonopin, the phony, user bitch that she is, witholding her moisture like that.
I can see for “miles” and “miles”. Fucker.
Dr. Freud: “And how long have you felt these face-sitting compulsions?”
SB: ball
it’s healthier
You know that is a good point. I have in the past few months seen no less than 3 prominent links to firedoglake’s resident “book burner” at PJ, at the same time she’s bashing (in her oh so temperate way) PJ members as the evil neocon cabal in which all members all received a GOP atm card. I think that’s weird.
Do they have a member alert pipeline or do they randomly choose what posts they want?
Seconds after you mentioned the Flying Nun I bet there wasn’t a dry winkie in the observant blogosphere.
Awww, Jeff…shoulda left that one up. I haven’t been chickenhawked in at least three minutes, now.
So, uh, why exactly is Jay Leno “dry and still as a Kansas summer?”
On second thought, I don’t want to know.
Your new rimless glasses are starting to sound a little bit like bifocals. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. . .
Man…. A cat fight between a set of spectacles and a small, white pill.
Is the Interweb awesome or what?
The only reason I ever used to watch “The Flying Nun” was in hopes of getting a look up her habit. Unfortunately, the cameramen must’ve all been capable of groping women’s breasts and getting away with it, if you know what I mean and I think you do.
And while it’s true that I was going to Catholic school at the time and many of the teachers there were nuns, none of them were of the flying variety—and even if they were, the danger of being struck blind, or at least capable of groping women’s breasts and getting away with it, would have prevented us from looking up.
Anyone that would write the phrase, “still as a Kansas summer”, has obviously never spent one there. Unless by “still” you mean superheated 25MPH winds that make one feel as though their skin is coming off in layers ala Major Toht at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
CHICKENWEATHERDESCRIBER!!!
This is a delightful thread and I would not go sideways here unless it was good enough to make everybody say… Yay! Go ahead, say Yay!
Six [6] years of Jail for Zombie King Spammer.
Zombie King pleads guilty and faces up to six years in jail
Tuesday, January 24, 2006 at 16:04 by Kathleen Hill
Experts at Sophos have welcomed the news that a 20-year-old man has pleaded guilty to seizing control of hundreds of thousands of zombie computers, using them to display cash-generating adverts, and renting them out to hackers to send spam campaigns and launch denial of service attacks……………………………….<a>href=” http://itvibe.com/news/3879/“>Itvibe.com/news/3879/</a>
Delicious! There have been similar stories recently where Trojan and Spamming jerks have been caught and penalized with jail terms and fines in the muli-million dollar range.
Once fines of that severity are registered, any thoughts of getting rich by maleware perps are destroyed for their lifetime. Every extra dollar is legally earmarked to go to the government.
If you are thinking of spreading spam, trojans or malware of any kind, be aware the gamble is huge and very painful. You could lose your total financial future and get some jail time as well.
Go straight, you’ll sleep better. I saw a picture of a Florida based Trojan artist and he looked awful. Like he hadn’t slept properly in months. Guess he was worried about the Computer Police banging down his door and grabbing everything he owns.
Now with this news, there are real jail terms to worry about as well.
Everthing you do on the net leaves tracks and traces on servers. It’s only a matter of time before the hounds zero in.
<a>href=”Anchorpin.redpin.com”>TG</a>
Jeeeze, I’m sorry Jeff. I forgot to sign in first … No, I admit I have a migrain headache hangover. Could you put it the http:// ?
Our Harper Conservatives won the Election last night here in Canada.. so the hangover is justified. Say Yay! TG
DEATH TO SPAMMERS!!!
You might have convinced me if we were talking about “That Girl,” but Sally freakin’ Fields!?
Com’ on, man. At least have some standards.
Jeff,
I have looked at rimless glasses from a distance, wondered about the chances, etc., but they were out of my financial league. The tortoise-shell specs were less outspoken, but seemed to have more content. Fashions change, and the crowds forget yesterday’s stars, but the tortoise-shell specs never sounded as desperate as the rimless are starting to. If they had appreciated you for YOU, they never would have left in the first place.
Want to hurt them back? Just drop the phrase “contact lenses” into your conversation.
HCT