The inspiration:
A story:
You’ve had that dream, right, where you’re standing in front of class and realize you’re naked?
Liar. Everyone has those dreams.
Remember my ex-wife? Our divorce so wonderfully civil I moved five states away and haven’t seen her for three years? Guess who showed at the faculty end-of-term soiree last night on the arm of that dweeb teaching, Decadent Modernity, or some nonsense. I’m staring; she’s absolutely breathtaking! She drops the dweeb, all sweet and contrite, looking up at me with those depthless dark eyes and…
…yeah, I should have known.
Bring me some clothes and do stop laughing.
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Now, your turn.
“Okay. Found the car. Now where the hell did I leave my keys? Think! Think! Think!”
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i dreamed i was staunch in my maidenform bra
“Okay. Found the keys. Now where the hell did I leave my pants? Think! Think! Think!”
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This wasn’t his dream: Matt Hendricks takes one for the team. Damned glad he was that he wasn’t buck naked. Now, do stop laughing.
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“Respect,” said Hendricks’ teammates, looking haunted.
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Clint Malarchuk frowns upon your shenanigans.
“No tickee, no washee,” said Joanee.
Dang.
Pay no attention to that dang linkee.
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42 mins ago and Warners done snatched it back already. On copyright grounds, sez they. Gotta monetize those 70 yrs old bitches somehow or other, theyz guessin’.
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